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Fcuking Crabs

Went to a Help for Heroes charity bash on Friday night in Looe, after a few beers I noticed an old distinguished gentleman wearing Cornish Tweed trousers and a funny coloured dicky bow in what appeared to be the colours of the South Atlantic Medal Association.
He was in deep converation with a collegue both obviously ex officers so gathering my courage I asked if indeed he was a member of SAMA, he replied in the negative and then went on in boring detail that whilst he hadn't actually been down south in 82 but that he had played such a important role as a REMF staff officer co-ordinating Hercules transport drops after the Islands recovery he felt he deserved the medal !!how fcuking typical of our boys in the light blue.
With a sad sigh I walked away - and gave the boring cnut a good ignoring for the rest of the evening.
And we raised £1000
 
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canteenflat

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Went to a Help for Heroes charity bash on Friday night in Looe, after a few beers I noticed an old distinguished gentleman wearing Cornish Tweed trousers and a funny coloured dicky bow in what appeared to be the colours of the South Atlantic Medal Association.
He was in deep converation with a collegue both obviously ex officers so gathering my courage I asked if indeed he was a member of SAMA, he replied in the negative and then went on in boring detail that whilst he hadn't actually been down south in 82 but that he had played such a important role as a REMF staff officer co-ordinating Hercules transport drops after the Islands recovery he felt he deserved the medal !!how fcuking typical of our boys in the light blue.
With a sad sigh I walked away - and gave the boring cnut a good ignoring for the rest of the evening.
And we raised £1000
How did you establish , so impetuously, that the two gentlemen were ex-officers?
 
Dull dull - two cars in the drive fcuk all in the fridge, heads up there sky blue shiney arses, funny thing most of the civvie guys probably earned more in a month than those crusty knuts made in a year, how the fcuk did I tolerate knobs like that for so many fcuking years.
 

slim

War Hero
Dull dull - two cars in the drive fcuk all in the fridge, heads up there sky blue shiney arses, funny thing most of the civvie guys probably earned more in a month than those crusty knuts made in a year, how the fcuk did I tolerate knobs like that for so many fcuking years.[/QUOTE]
Could it be that you were wearing the uniform and to have told them to feck orf would have caused a distinct drop in salary?:-D
 

NotmeChief

Banned
Messmate had crabs, the bastard made sure he done a 'woops, ship rolled' everytime he passed someone who had come in from the shower. Yep, the whole cocking mess got it, DIDN'T THEY JAN.
 
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