fcuk my tall hat

#1
Dinner round next door plus invited brown hatter lots of red wine back to our house hot tub lots off fizz and fcuking Broon Hat trying to play footsie with me in the bubbles got out the tub at 0430 still an anal virgin but with a fab invite for me and the missus to his villa in the south of France. Just like being back in the mob. Fcuking head like a 40 shilling pisspot though
 
#3
Sad to say yes just to tease the man with the brown hat...... He had just had a MOOB??? job £4000 fcuking grand why don't they just push some weights FFS
 
#9
good job for your anal virginity there was no rohypnol present
if your lucky there will be a rohypnol injection tank on the fresh water system in his villa
happy hazy days
 

pugfrom83

Lantern Swinger
#10
seenoffteefcuk said:
good job for your anal virginity there was no rohypnol present
if your lucky there will be a rohypnol injection tank on the fresh water system in his villa
happy hazy days
The bird I trapped at the weekend was so fecking ugly

I put the rohypnol in MY drink :wink:
 

Blackrat

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#11
pugfrom83 said:
The bird I trapped at the weekend was so fecking ugly

I put the rohypnol in MY drink :wink:
I was always told i looked convincing when dressed as a woman. You missed out. I emptied your wallet, skiffed all your mugs and sexually abused your goldfish.
 
#12
Blackrat said:
pugfrom83 said:
The bird I trapped at the weekend was so fecking ugly

I put the rohypnol in MY drink :wink:
I was always told i looked convincing when dressed as a woman. You missed out. I emptied your wallet, skiffed all your mugs and sexually abused your goldfish.
BR think you did the same to me last weekend = well thats what I told the police
 

pugfrom83

Lantern Swinger
#14
Blackrat said:
pugfrom83 said:
The bird I trapped at the weekend was so fecking ugly

I put the rohypnol in MY drink :wink:
I was always told i looked convincing when dressed as a woman. You missed out. I emptied your wallet, skiffed all your mugs and sexually abused your goldfish.
Just for the record...

Which one of us shat in my pants ??
 

Blackrat

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#15
pugfrom83 said:
Just for the record...

Which one of us shat in my pants ??
Not me mate. I curled one out behind your sofa, knocked one out in your misses's knicker drawer and murdered your neighbour. I have some standards you know.
 
#16
BR caught you on my neighbourhood watch videa camera cunningly disguised as one of my wolfhounds enormous turds evidence with the local bobbies if I were you I would volunteer for a swift draft to outer freezing Mongolia
 

pugfrom83

Lantern Swinger
#17
Blackrat said:
pugfrom83 said:
Just for the record...

Which one of us shat in my pants ??
Not me mate. I curled one out behind your sofa, knocked one out in your misses's knicker drawer and murdered your neighbour. I have some standards you know.
Actually, that was MY knicker drawer. And I'll never be able to get your manfat stains from my black satin g string - you utter utter [email protected] :cry:

BZ on the neighbour though. Never did like the intefering cnut. :)
 
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