Favourite Shanty?

slim

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Chicken on a raft is crap even when sung by the late Cyril Tawny
I like shanties but do not have a favourite.
 
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Oh, Mister Lobsterman, home from the sea,
Have you got a lobster you will sell to me?
Chorus:
Singing ai-diddly-ai, shit or bust,
Never let your bollocks dangle in the dust.
Yes sir, yes sir, I have three,
And the biggest of the bastards I will sell to thee.
Chorus
So I took the lobster home, but I couldn't find a dish,
So I put him in the pot where the missus takes a piss.
Chorus
In the middle of the night, as you well know,
The missus got up for to have a heave ho.
Chorus
Well, the missus gave a groan, and the missus gave a grunt,
Now she got the bloody lobster swinging from her ****.
Chorus
The missus grabbed the brush, and I grabbed the broom,
And we chased the bloody lobster all around the room.
Chorus
We hit it on the head, we hit it on the side,
We hit that bloody lobster until the bastard died.
Chorus
Oh, the story has a moral, and this is it,
Always take a look before you take a shit.
Chorus
That's the end of my story, there ain't no more,
There's an apple up my ********, and you can have the core.
Chorus
Down in Nagasaki the monkey fucked the cat,
And all the cat could do was **** the monkey back.
Chorus
Drink it down, down, down, down









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