Fathers Day

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by BillyNoMates, Jun 20, 2015.

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  1. Why bother with all the sentimental bollocks? Print this off for the kids and
    save them the bother of actually having to go and get you something:-


    ..or this one.

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  2. exJenny

    exJenny War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

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  3. Today I received probably the best dads day gift he has ever given me

    a dozen bags of


    and half a doz bottles of 'craft' beers
  4. A new Running Jacket :)
  5. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    I got some Harris Tweed cufflinks.

    Yes. Harris Tweed.
  6. My nipper (permanently skint) sent me £5 for a beer! Wychwood Hobgoblin Gold 99p a pint in Morrison's! Loads a beer!
  7. Do not watch porn while eating the cheesy snack or you will end up with an orange cock.
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  8. Not with XL Stirls :)

    A true Northern Delicacy!
  9. Unless he meant this . . . ?

  10. I think he was getting mixed up with


    Which in no way resemble XL in shape, taste or orange dickiness
  11. cheetos.png

    Mmmmm, Cheetos!
  12. Old joke , bloke goes to doc cos his cock has turned orange , doc is stumped , ''Did you drink any alcohol last night'' ?.......''Nope , stayed in watching porn and eating Cheesy Wotsits''
  13. It's the thought that counts, eh?
  14. Sprog usually buys me a good single malt for Father's Day but he's not yet earning enough to splash that sort of cash so I told him no spirits this year and to buy me a DVD.
    He arrives on Sunday with at least 30 quid's worth of DVDs.
    Me and my big mouth.

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