How the hell do you black cat that?
Brilliant.
looks like that would need a brown cat
Back in the day, Gib run in white jeans, why white jeans who knows, may have been fashion?
End of night, wrong side of too many JC’s I had this churning in my guts, it was late so nowhere open.
I needed a massive fart, but something inside me said don't trust this fart.
I have an idea, probably not a good one, to pull my white jeans down and crap in a dark corner.
All was well until I tried to pull up my no longer white jeans, aim was of and I had crapped in my jeans.
Work back to Dockyard with a strange drunken stager and squelchy arse, must have smelled uumm
Middle watch had over all is well, Sumo in the fwd heads cleaning his trollies, he shite himself.
Tried as I may could not get brown stuff out of jeans, sent to chocky Dhobi who call me dirty bassa and through them in the bin.
I never brought white jeans again.