I was brought up on a farm and now that I find someone in the Sun today has been convicted of pleasuring himself in a pile of farm manure make me wonder. I could have rented out our pile if only I had realised these things went on. I've never heard of such a thing,shagging sheep,goats,hens[if you were small enough]cattle etc were the norm but cow shit? Got me beat. Do you think he was a Brown Hatter? He must have been a Townie as cow crap leaves you a bit messed up!