Farmyard Pervert

#1
I was brought up on a farm and now that I find someone in the Sun today has been convicted of pleasuring himself in a pile of farm manure make me wonder.
I could have rented out our pile if only I had realised these things went on.
I've never heard of such a thing,shagging sheep,goats,hens[if you were small enough]cattle etc were the norm but cow shit? Got me beat.
Do you think he was a Brown Hatter?
He must have been a Townie as cow crap leaves you a bit messed up!
 
#5
Well! if he ends up in the Slammer he'll get all the manure he can handle and some!
In fact there will be plenty willing to explore his[Shouldn't have written that before breakfast should I?
I hope he gets well and truly "Reamed " it may cure his fetish.Pervert!
 
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Uckers Cocky Dai

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#6
I was brought up on a farm and now that I find someone in the Sun today has been convicted of pleasuring himself in a pile of farm manure make me wonder.
I could have rented out our pile if only I had realised these things went on.
I've never heard of such a thing,shagging sheep,goats,hens[if you were small enough]cattle etc were the norm but cow shit? Got me beat.
Do you think he was a Brown Hatter?
He must have been a Townie as cow crap leaves you a bit messed up!
Like the WW2 joke.
Land Army girl catches farm hand with two fistfuls of the stuff either side of his old man. He tells her the farmer says it'll give him sexual pleasure.
You don't have to do that she says, lowering her trousers--Put it in here---So he did --Both handfuls
 

Blackrat

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#7
Like the WW2 joke.
Land Army girl catches farm hand with two fistfuls of the stuff either side of his old man. He tells her the farmer says it'll give him sexual pleasure.
You don't have to do that she says, lowering her trousers--Put it in here---So he did --Both handfuls
I've just pissed myself laughing and had a rectal prolapse.
 
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