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Farmer John


Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway
But, as time went by, the traffic
slowly built up at an alarming rate
The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his
chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a
So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office
and said, "You've got to do something about all
of these people driving so fast and killing all of my

"What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff
"I don't care, just do something about those crazy
So the next day he had the county workers go out
and erect a sign which said


Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff
and said, "You've got to do something about these
The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them go
even faster".

So, again, the sheriff sends out the county workers
who put up a new sign.


That really sped them up. So Farmer John called
and called and called every day for three weeks
Finally, he asked the sheriff, "Your signs are
doing no good. Can I put up my own sign?"
The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your own

He was going to let the Farmer John do just about
anything in order to get him to stop calling everyday to

The sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John
Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the
sheriff and he decided to give Farmer John a call
"How's the problem with those drivers
Did you put up your sign?"
"Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been
killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy."
He hung up the phone.
The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to
himself, "I'd better go out there and take a
look at that sign... it might be something that
WE could use to slow down drivers..."

So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house,
and his jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign.
It was spray-painted on a sheet of wood:


Go slow and watch out for chicks!!
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