Farewelll Wootton Bassett

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  1. I watched this poignant programme this evening on ITV 1930-2000. Mrs F and I both had tears in our eyes and if you missed it I would urge you to watch it when it becomes available on ITV Player.

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    Last edited: Aug 19, 2011
  2. Christ, you're such a gayer.
  3. c'nt,

    Clearly who have not been personally touched by the events in Afghan such as losing
    a family member or a comrade.

    Please show some respect for those who do have strong feelings about Royal Wootton Bassett.
  4. Really? Do you think I haven't been touched by it? You fúcking imbecile.
  5. Fink, you are on the way to winning grief whore of the year 2011. Man up and gain a stiff upper lip you hermer.

    Blah blah broken Britain, in our day, quiet dignity, blah.
  6. Purple_twiglet

    Purple_twiglet War Hero Moderator

    Is it me or is it getting quite dusty in here?
  7. It's getting something in here.
  8. Yeah Cunt you Cunt, how dare you speak up against the good people of WB?

    Next month when you are ducking the rounds in your FOB and trying not to step on IEDs, I suggest you think about what you've done.
  9. In my will I'm requesting that if I come home in a box, I want the flower arrangement in the hearse to read 'Finks is a crying girl'
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  10. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    If he get's this upset about comments about Wootton Frippin' Bassett, he'll be an orgasmic pool of snot if you dare to even mention Our Lady Diana in the same breath!! :shock: Without her, WB and immigration, what else would the Daily Wail/Express report on? :?
  11. If that happens, can I come to WB and throw stuff at your hearse?

    I know flowers are traditional but I think those little bangers that pop when you chuck them at the ground would add a whole new dimension of respect and solidarity.
  12. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    2DD: I think we should set fire to the hearse and send him off to Valhalla in style, like the true Viking Warrior he is... :salut:
  13. I like the sound of that. Watching retired Navy personnel's grey whispy and baked-bean soaked beards go up with me would be grand.
  14. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Oh we wouldn't be doing it for honourable reasons, cúnt. It's just to make sure you're gone...

    (By the way, I think Finks was so overcome with emotion when he started this thread that he couldn't spell "farewell" correctly!) :oops:
  15. I like it, I reckon we should load him into the back of a stolen Ford Transit (black of course) and roll the burning fucker down WB high street into the front of Greggs the bakers.

    Cunt loved Greggs the bakers, it would be a fitting send off.
  16. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Could we not just dump him in a skip behind Lidl and then feck off to the pub to celebrate his demise? Might save a few quid on pyrotechnics and paraffin...
  17. There is a Lidl in WB?

    I thought it was posh round there, if what you say is true then Lidl is definitely the way forward. He's already left me his porn collection in his will so don't even think about asking.
  18. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Aah! Apparently not - will have to use Costcutter's skips instead... :oops:

    Hmm, jealous. Mind you, I've got his flip-flops and Bathy tube dhoby dust holder, so there!!
  19. It might be better to just speak to the Loadie and open the back over the channel.
  20. You've got a bathy tube dhoby dust holder!? You're my hero.

    Swap ya for my mortar tube mug?

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