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  1. These islamics think they're pretty hard don't they, going round blowing up unarmed civilians and that.

    But who would win if that most terrifying of religions, that of the Vikings, was still around?

    Think about it, them old Norse maniacs believed you couldn't go to heaven (Valhalla) unless you died in battle.

    If the UK hadn't been Christianised and we were still into painting ourselves with woad and killing each other, what would be happening politics wise now?

    And who would win - Vikings or Muslims?
     
  2. Politics are rarely wise now.
     
  3. Def the vikings shakey. anyway, i'm off out to the shops to get me a hoofin great axe, and some woad. Oh, and a helmet with some horns on it. :twisted:
     
  4. Bezerkers, what a breed ! I was hoping after their little crying outburst at the popes speech (Nice one your holiness by the way) that the left footers would kick off on the slims. Spent most of the eighties trying not to be blown up by them whilst doing christmas shopping in London now the rags are causing the same nause.
    Common thread here? skulking in the shadows preying on women and kids..... vermin.
    If highlander and braveheart are to be believed, the jocks were fairly fearsome back in the day as well.
     
  5. If we were in that situation would eric the red be electable to new labour as his name sounds too much like its fundamental roots of rob from the rich and spend it on themselves rather than the new labour creed of rob from everyone and give to ourselves
     
  6. Who gives a shit about the politics what about all those blonde haired norse women we are missing out on...!!

    Come back come back all is forgiven!

    HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
     
  7. now your talkin, lets just row across the north sea, run into the nearest town, grab a couple, sling 'em over our shoulders and get them to row us back across the north sea, where we can sit down and have tea and sticky's. 8O
     
  8. Maybe we need to start a cross breeding programme to produce the super soldier for the future of the War on Terror. 8)

    Can you buy woad in bulk? :roll:

    SF
     
  9. Imagine the training...!!..

    1) Throwing axes, swords and shields now standard equipment to replace batons on the gangway
    2) Ransacking and Pillaging to replace SPO..!!
    3) Every one can grow a bit set without a request form..!
    4) Viking long boats to be included in the MISC boats course
    5) Horns fitted to Kevlar helmets with horn size to designate rank...small JR's, Big SR's, bent ones Officers...!!

    And as for berzerkers...I think the RN and RNR already have loads judging by some of the crackpots you come across expecially on here!!! :twisted:
     
  10. There seems to be a prediliction for Horned Helmets.Not wanting to piss in your bonfire,they never ever had horned helmets.This was a romantic ideal of the Victorians.On another hand,the Byzantines knew who to employ as the Emperoros body guard,the were the Varangian Guard,all Vikings and mercenaries.Very evil people!
     
  11. OK, so the Vikings are Alpha Romeo Delta (ARD), but what about Vikings V's the Mongols??
     
  12. FlagWagger

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    The ones with the meanest looking horned helmets obviously! :)
     
  13. There you go again!
     
  14. Shakey, all empires have crumbled to dust no matter how great, but listen to this, no empire has ever defeated any country by simply overpopulating it. Take a trip around the UK if you ever find the time. Go to places like Bradford, Barnsley, Burnley, Sheffield, Birmingham, Derby, Nottingham, Leicester or any place in the Midlands and try to figure out who the minority populance is and you will be shocked to find out that it is the Brits. Go to places like Luton, Bedford and all counties down to London and you will find the same thing. Swary around the East coast in counties such as Norfolk and lo and behold the place is dominated by Latvians, exactly the same as Hampshire. One day soon there will be a country ousted simply because of apathy and yes you have it, it's the good old UK.

    I was recently stunned by an altercation in a chip shop in Lancashire, where I heard a Muslim pronounce that Sharia Law would one day rule Britain. Not by force, but by over population.

    It's a worrying prospect, not because of the thought of what may happen, but because of the fact of what has HAPPENED in the past 50 years.

    Governments are only in power to score points and scrape money from taxes. They aren't anyone's servants, they are just a bunch of greedy bastards who intend to achieve their aims by the easiest route. Flooding the country with easy votes is one way and the Labour party have done it throughout their history.

    Answer: Learn to talk Arabic, because one day they will rule you.
     
  15. Dabs wrote: I was recently stunned by an altercation in a chip shop in Lancashire, where I heard a Muslim pronounce that Sharia Law would one day rule Britain. Not by force, but by over population.

    Seriously interesting point and a frightening concept. Out politicos don't give a flying toss because they'll all be dead by then anyway. never a thought about the future.

    SF
     
  16. Of course it is theoretically possible, although it is interesting to see from a genetic study that the predominate genes in the UK are those of the Celtic peoples, not the Anglo Saxons as many would suggest. If it ever does happen it certainly wont be in my life time, nor my childrens. I would also suspect that todays radical Muslim youth will fade away just as Europe radical students of the 60s did, far to busy making money and enjoying the benefits to worry about radical activities etc. Just look at Tariq Ali once a very radical student often pictured at some very violent demos now a respectable and well off journalist with leftish and muslim leanings.

    It is also interesting that the high birth rate of immigrant communities tends to fall to one similar to the national average within one or two generations, as the traditional need for large families is replaced by the welfare state and consumerism.

    Peter
     
  17. The Brits are the hardest race in history. As they say in football, "the table doesn't lie", and there's a league table of warfaring nations in the Imperial War Museum.

    Guess who's top....
     
  18. cutter wrote: The Brits are the hardest race in history. As they say in football, "the table doesn't lie", and there's a league table of warfaring nations in the Imperial War Museum.

    Yeah, but for how long. In order to win wars we need men and equipment. We're losing more to our own Government than to all our enemies combined at the moment!!

    SF
     
  19. I think an alliance between the Vikings skippered by old Bloodaxe himself, The Huns (under Atilla) and the Mongol Hordes under Ghengis Khan....would give global Jihad a jolly good spanking!...Thats my fantasy team!
     
  20. I vote to let a certain old man in an Iraq jail out on the streets again, old Saddam would soon do to Iraq what we are failing miserably to do.
    Free the Baghdad one, get the Iraqis back under the boot before we lose any more of our troops over there.
     

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