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Fantasy God Bothering League

Shakey

Shakey

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These islamics think they're pretty hard don't they, going round blowing up unarmed civilians and that.

But who would win if that most terrifying of religions, that of the Vikings, was still around?

Think about it, them old Norse maniacs believed you couldn't go to heaven (Valhalla) unless you died in battle.

If the UK hadn't been Christianised and we were still into painting ourselves with woad and killing each other, what would be happening politics wise now?

And who would win - Vikings or Muslims?
 
Def the vikings shakey. anyway, i'm off out to the shops to get me a hoofin great axe, and some woad. Oh, and a helmet with some horns on it. :twisted:
 
Bezerkers, what a breed ! I was hoping after their little crying outburst at the popes speech (Nice one your holiness by the way) that the left footers would kick off on the slims. Spent most of the eighties trying not to be blown up by them whilst doing christmas shopping in London now the rags are causing the same nause.
Common thread here? skulking in the shadows preying on women and kids..... vermin.
If highlander and braveheart are to be believed, the jocks were fairly fearsome back in the day as well.
 
If we were in that situation would eric the red be electable to new labour as his name sounds too much like its fundamental roots of rob from the rich and spend it on themselves rather than the new labour creed of rob from everyone and give to ourselves
 
Who gives a shit about the politics what about all those blonde haired norse women we are missing out on...!!

Come back come back all is forgiven!

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
 
now your talkin, lets just row across the north sea, run into the nearest town, grab a couple, sling 'em over our shoulders and get them to row us back across the north sea, where we can sit down and have tea and sticky's. 8O
 
Maybe we need to start a cross breeding programme to produce the super soldier for the future of the War on Terror. 8)

Can you buy woad in bulk? :roll:

SF
 
Imagine the training...!!..

1) Throwing axes, swords and shields now standard equipment to replace batons on the gangway
2) Ransacking and Pillaging to replace SPO..!!
3) Every one can grow a bit set without a request form..!
4) Viking long boats to be included in the MISC boats course
5) Horns fitted to Kevlar helmets with horn size to designate rank...small JR's, Big SR's, bent ones Officers...!!

And as for berzerkers...I think the RN and RNR already have loads judging by some of the crackpots you come across expecially on here!!! :twisted:
 
There seems to be a prediliction for Horned Helmets.Not wanting to piss in your bonfire,they never ever had horned helmets.This was a romantic ideal of the Victorians.On another hand,the Byzantines knew who to employ as the Emperoros body guard,the were the Varangian Guard,all Vikings and mercenaries.Very evil people!
 
Shakey said:
These islamics think they're pretty hard don't they, going round blowing up unarmed civilians and that.


Who would win - Muslims?
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Shakey, all empires have crumbled to dust no matter how great, but listen to this, no empire has ever defeated any country by simply overpopulating it. Take a trip around the UK if you ever find the time. Go to places like Bradford, Barnsley, Burnley, Sheffield, Birmingham, Derby, Nottingham, Leicester or any place in the Midlands and try to figure out who the minority populance is and you will be shocked to find out that it is the Brits. Go to places like Luton, Bedford and all counties down to London and you will find the same thing. Swary around the East coast in counties such as Norfolk and lo and behold the place is dominated by Latvians, exactly the same as Hampshire. One day soon there will be a country ousted simply because of apathy and yes you have it, it's the good old UK.

I was recently stunned by an altercation in a chip shop in Lancashire, where I heard a Muslim pronounce that Sharia Law would one day rule Britain. Not by force, but by over population.

It's a worrying prospect, not because of the thought of what may happen, but because of the fact of what has HAPPENED in the past 50 years.

Governments are only in power to score points and scrape money from taxes. They aren't anyone's servants, they are just a bunch of greedy bastards who intend to achieve their aims by the easiest route. Flooding the country with easy votes is one way and the Labour party have done it throughout their history.

Answer: Learn to talk Arabic, because one day they will rule you.
 
Dabs wrote: I was recently stunned by an altercation in a chip shop in Lancashire, where I heard a Muslim pronounce that Sharia Law would one day rule Britain. Not by force, but by over population.

Seriously interesting point and a frightening concept. Out politicos don't give a flying toss because they'll all be dead by then anyway. never a thought about the future.

SF
 

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