D DutyFlunky Midshipman Oct 31, 2011 #1 Oct 31, 2011 #1 Went to the doctors the other day and asked him if he had a cure for baldness. He said "Aye, rub some fanny juice on it, that does the trick". "Eh, but you've got less hair than me?" I replied. The doctor said "Aye, but check out my tache".