Navy Net - Royal Navy Community

Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

FANCY DRESS

Scorch

Midshipman
A nun gets onto a bus thats empty except for the driver. She says I'm going to die soon, but I want sex before I do but I must remain a virgin so it must be **** and I can't commit adultery so the man must be single, can you fulfil my wish? Yes says the driver and fulfils her wish. Then feeling guilty says I'm sorry but I lied, I'm married with 3 kids. Thats OK says the nun, I lied too. My names Dave and I'm going to a fancy dress party!!
 
Thread starter Similar threads Forum Replies Date
Ninja_Stoker Women's Institute welcomes piracy victim wearing fancy dress Current Affairs 12
The_Caretaker Fancy Dress Miscellaneous 0
Shakey The Fancy Dress Party Blue Jokes 0
chatsharris A bit of advice needed... (Fancy Dress) Diamond Lil's 33
sgtpepperband 2 Oct 10: Fancy Dress Triathlon, Tenby Charity 2
M Fancy Dress - discuss Diamond Lil's 48
S Fancy Dress Diamond Lil's 9
2_deck_dash Saints & Sinners fancy dress Diamond Lil's 22
C fancy dress The Quarterdeck 5
L Fancy Dress with a Naval Twist Diamond Lil's 13
Ageing_Gracefully Do You Fancy Reviewing Books for Rum Ration The Book Club 1
F Type 26 Names. What do you fancy? The Quarterdeck 62
Ageing_Gracefully Do you fancy being a book reviewer? The Book Club 5
F Fancy a Chinese takeaway leftover The Gash Barge 9
F Fancy a weekend 'up the smoke' The Quarterdeck 8
wet_blobby Anyone fancy a jam donut? Diamond Lil's 0
S Anyone fancy some of this? Diamond Lil's 15
trelawney126 Fancy a Reaming? The Gash Barge 2
trelawney126 Fancy a Bit of Mentoring by Ex Home Secretary Diamond Lil's 1
BreathingOutOnTheWayUp Fancy That! Current Affairs 3
soleil Pompey News: Fancy life in the navy? iPhone let's you try it The Fleet 1
NotmeChief Big ends gone. Anyone fancy giving me a hand. Motoring 14
pinkprincess Fancy a night in the City? Diamond Lil's 10
Stirling Fancy a pint ?...... Diamond Lil's 13
Ja5on Pictures of women you fancy The Gash Barge 3
S Newcastle United for sale, anyone fancy chipping in? Sports and Adventure Training 14
Grim_Reaper Fancy a laugh chaps. Motoring 11
E Non-Fancy Fire support The Fleet 45
ukdaytona Anyone fancy project managers role on the new Carriers?? Diamond Lil's 11
sgtpepperband Anyone Fancy A New Job? The Afterlife - Resettlement and Jobs 9
slim Fancy a ciggy? If your Charles Kenneddy then light up Diamond Lil's 32
R Anyone based in Rosyth fancy a date ? Diamond Lil's 28
ukdaytona We are in the wrong job..... Anyone fancy being an MP The Quarterdeck 11
A Anyone fancy buying a bit of Ganges history? Bases / Shore Est 2
golden_rivet Fancy a bike??? 'Beachcombers' in Action. Current Affairs 34
U Phase 2 HMS Collingwood arrival dress code. The Fleet 13
O When is the white mess dress jacket worn? The Quarterdeck 16
M Medical-dress code Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 11
B Appropriate dress code? Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 26
B Dress Sword HMS Argent 1795 History 12
BARNEYRNSM Mess dress worn with greatcoat SCC and URNU 16
A No 1 Ceremonial Dress - recommended tailors? The Quarterdeck 7
M Mess dress onesies club Hobbies & The Great Indoors 15
K Stupid question: presentation evening dress code Royal Naval Reserve (RNR) 8
P Short notice BRNC question regarding dress regs Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 14
Rumrat The Pembroke dress patrol. Diamond Lil's 3
onions Dress Regs The Quarterdeck 41
R Mess Dress Diamond Lil's 1
Drakey Dress Shirts The Quarterdeck 6
janner Indian head dress Miscellaneous 0
Similar threads


















































Latest Threads

New Posts

Top