Fancy Dress

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  1. A pub is having a fancy dress night, and outside the bouncer in impressed by the costumes he's seen so far, when up walks a man, totally naked, covered in oil, with a naked girl on his back.
    "I'm sorry, but there's no way you're coming in here tonight", says the bouncer.
    "Why not?" the man replies.
    "Firstly, this is a fancy dress party and you're not wearing a dang thing, and secondly, what the hell's that girl doing on your back?"
    "No costume?" replies the man. "I'm a snail, and this," he says pointing to the girl, "is Michelle."
     

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