faking your daughter's kidnapping for cash.

Gombear

War Hero
Strange characters involved in this case.

The blokes look gormless and the women look like blokes.

I looked at Karen Matthews and I thought "IS IT ME?"
 

Achmed

Lantern Swinger
Gombear said:
Strange characters involved in this case.

The blokes look gormless and the women look like blokes.

I looked at Karen Matthews and I thought "IS IT ME?"


It wasnt me but we ve all probably done worse (10 pints +) and you wouldnt wipe your knob in her curtains as they are fcuking minging I guess? :rendeer:
 

Taloolah

Banned
Backpacker1uk wrote :

'How they keep a job down is beyond me'.

I take it you are monumentally taking the piss, sir ?

Go and drink your milk.
 
Maxi_77 said:
rosinacarley said:
shag_shacker said:
just spat balvenie into my keyboard

just to clear things up balvenie is a whisky not my gay lover

you have a gay lover?

I was going just to as if the gay lovers name wasn't Balvenie what was it.

I'm innocent.... though I agree that Balvenie is OK.... but not as nice as Port Ellen or say Glenturret! :drool:
 
Gombear said:
Strange characters involved in this case.

The blokes look gormless and the women look like blokes.

I looked at Karen Matthews and I thought "IS IT ME?"

Pretty average Sunday morning fodder in Kwiksave I'd say...
 
You wait they'll be on the Jeremy Kyle show soon, nobody on there seems to have teeth and all the blokes look gormless, all the women like men except their arses are bigger.
 

slim

War Hero
Now the kids have been taken away from her will the family allowance and all other allowances tied to the kids be stopped?
Hope so like to see how she survives on a single persons benefits.
 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
Everyone of em's a friggin' spakker with the IQ of a
Jar of Marmite.....and yet....they all managed, somehow
to hatch this fascinating plot.

Mrs Spakker says:

"Eeeeeee baaaa gum....I've gorra reet gudd idea
azz too oww we can get sum ruddy dosh out of them
nonces who lost t'kid when they were on 'olidee like...
tha knows????".


(She tell all three hundred and twelve members of the family her cunning plan)

Mr Spakker says:

"REEETT! Thar's a reet gudd fuggin plan tharriz.....if
tha' wants enny 'elp like...I'll be oopstairs on me
computer darnloadin' Ransom Notes......!


(Better than an episode of Columbo)
 
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