Fake SAS "Hero" exposed.

#3
I agree Rache it is a wierd thing to do, but its quite an active topic on SAMA 82 website i was once accussed of immitating a drunken bum and OD sadly i could refute the claims and was declared genuine.
 
#7
Quote"One ex-Army signalman said: “He claimed he’d been in the Falklands with the SAS and was best mates with Andy McNab, but I knew something was wrong when I saw how rubbish he was at marching. He’s a con-man. His lies are disgusting". unquote,
I must have been conning my way through the RN for the last 22 years because i cann't march either :thumright:
 

Guns

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#9
Why is it the Walts never pretend to be a Cook or Storeman.


"Yep - 22 yrs before the mast. Kept the tidiest Stores you ever saw. Why one time........"

Nope its always

"I was first through the window"
 

Ninja_Stoker

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#10
Guns said:
Why is it the Walts never pretend to be a Cook or Storeman.


"Yep - 22 yrs before the mast. Kept the tidiest Stores you ever saw. Why one time........"

Nope its always

"I was first through the window"
To be fair, most genuine Cooks always claim they are Harrier pilots.

Wonder if Harrier pilots ever tell anyone they cooked scran for 800 matelots once?
 
#14
Guns said:
Why is it the Walts never pretend to be a Cook or Storeman.


"Yep - 22 yrs before the mast. Kept the tidiest Stores you ever saw. Why one time........"

Nope its always

"I was first through the window"
Perhaps because all the S&S were in the gunbay/magazine/shellroom doing what gunners were allegedly trained for, but never seemed to be doing it.

Not a GI are you - because they used to come out with crap like that ?

In case you don't know, the Non-Combatant status of Supply ratings was changed many moons ago

Strange how a lot of you non S&S wanted us as mates when you needed freebies, isn't it ?

:?:
 
#15
It was always my opinion that in a tin box there is no such thing as A non-combatant, of course there were those who appeared to be legends in their own minds and it was my observation that it was usually the PWO.
 
#16
i agree with white mouse in all my experience of i have always found S&S guys where selfless in there own safety, brave beyond expectation, and an invaluable part of the fighting element of any ships company
 
#17
whitemouse said:
Guns said:
Why is it the Walts never pretend to be a Cook or Storeman.


"Yep - 22 yrs before the mast. Kept the tidiest Stores you ever saw. Why one time........"

Nope its always

"I was first through the window"
Perhaps because all the S&S were in the gunbay/magazine/shellroom doing what gunners were allegedly trained for, but never seemed to be doing it.

Not a GI are you - because they used to come out with crap like that ?

In case you don't know, the Non-Combatant status of Supply ratings was changed many moons ago

Strange how a lot of you non S&S wanted us as mates when you needed freebies, isn't it ?

:?:
Don't think you were after a nibble Guns, but you sure as hell got one. Well done!
 
#18
RP1986 said:
Quote"One ex-Army signalman said: “He claimed he’d been in the Falklands with the SAS and was best mates with Andy McNab, but I knew something was wrong when I saw how rubbish he was at marching. He’s a con-man. His lies are disgusting". unquote,
I must have been conning my way through the RN for the last 22 years because i cann't march either :thumright:
Remember a SAS lad who originated from Scotsmanshire when it came to the halt he would jump in the air instead of the one, one two. His timing was spot on! Stupid looking but effective.
 
#19
whitemouse said:
Perhaps because all the S&S were in the gunbay/magazine/shellroom doing what gunners were allegedly trained for, but never seemed to be doing it.
So stacking rounds instead of stacking blankets ;)

Well it made sense since accounting for it was the pussers responsibility.
 

Guns

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#20
Joe_Crow said:
whitemouse said:
Guns said:
Why is it the Walts never pretend to be a Cook or Storeman.


"Yep - 22 yrs before the mast. Kept the tidiest Stores you ever saw. Why one time........"

Nope its always

"I was first through the window"
Perhaps because all the S&S were in the gunbay/magazine/shellroom doing what gunners were allegedly trained for, but never seemed to be doing it.

Not a GI are you - because they used to come out with crap like that ?

In case you don't know, the Non-Combatant status of Supply ratings was changed many moons ago

Strange how a lot of you non S&S wanted us as mates when you needed freebies, isn't it ?

:?:
Don't think you were after a nibble Guns, but you sure as hell got one. Well done!
Sometimes its like shooting fish in a barrel. I try my best.
 

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