You have me there! If I make a small detraction from the Standard Operating Procedure 'er indoors is on my case at the speed of many antelope! Try going out in the evening and it take fooooorreveeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr for her to slap the war paint on!
I love Ontario. Spent two weeks there living in a beechside house on Georgian Bay in the summer with the wife's family. Beautiful place.
I hate skeggy - in particular Butlins. The outlaws (a lovely bunch, by the way) love the place and are gold members. They very generously paid for us all to spend a week there a few years ago. I feel bad about it but I hated the place. A mate called me while we were there and I was telling him that it was like spending a week on Whale Island only more regimented. As I was talking to him I spotted a plaque commemorating the camps service during the war as HMS Royal Arthur. I think someone forgot to tell the caterers.