A Ager50 Badgeman Jan 5, 2011 #1 Jan 5, 2011 #1 A Polish immigrant went to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' Can you read this?" the optician asked. Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."