Excuses for not having sex

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  1. Just to lighten up the mood,whats the best excuse from the other half for not having sex?

    Heres some Ive had over the years:

    Theres a moth in the room???
    Theres sheep outside (In a caravan,in a field)
    I much prefer a cuddle!
    You smell of diesel (And???)
    Its my mothers birthday WTF?
    Ive put clean sheets on the bed

    There are many more but I'd end up with RSI
  2. You're hurting me....
  3. Eastenders is on ...
  4. You're an ugly bastard.
  5. I'm eating.
  6. I don't know you...
  8. silverfox

    silverfox War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    my mum says you're a gash fcuk...
  9. But I will have sex with you, after I deal with my sleep fetish
  10. We're in McDonalds....
  11. silverfox

    silverfox War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    my dad says your a gash fcuk......
  12. Youre only 20 and Im 75! :p
  13. I don't want to lose my place in my book again!
  14. No you can't, What do you mean to late? :boogie:
  15. I might drop my chips.
  16. thats my bellybutton! lets go home
  17. dad leave me alone.

    ok thats just wrong :pukel:
  18. yes it is :lol:
  19. I've had cancer of the prostate and I can't get an errection :w00t:
  20. Only if we can put on the webcam and do it on the internet :threaten:

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