Excuses for not having sex

Just to lighten up the mood,whats the best excuse from the other half for not having sex?

Heres some Ive had over the years:

Theres a moth in the room???
Theres sheep outside (In a caravan,in a field)
I much prefer a cuddle!
You smell of diesel (And???)
Its my mothers birthday WTF?
Ive put clean sheets on the bed

There are many more but I'd end up with RSI
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