Many moons ago when I was enduring the school system, I was never very fond of PE…my ability to throw and catch were well below par so I would look for any excuse to get out of the class. This could be anything from a ‘twisted ankle’ to ‘female problems’ or forgetting uniform…and I always found out before a cross country run took place and wiggled out of it. As a result, every sports day I would always be forced to sit on the field for a dull afternoon dreaming of being elsewhere. This all culminated in my final year, where I discovered a full page colour photo of myself asleep on the sports field in the school year book…and I never lived it down. My question to you is…what have been your best and worst excuses over the years…and any consequences from trying to wiggle out of the inevitable?