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Excuse To Finish The Other Half!!!

DannyW

MIA
Rumrat said:

I have it on good authority that this is actually 2DD...
Not judging obviously, everybody has to pay the bills somehow.
 

Murph

MIA
Blackrat said:
Take her down the pub after arranging to meet some Lil's regulars. Get her pissed out of her mind (however, i hear there are deals on Rohypnol these days) and say to her "My dear. I'm just popping down the road to buy some fags. Will you be ok with Monty, 2DD and Jonno while i'm gone?"

Problem solved.

Eyethangewe.

That could work although I dont think suprise sex (Rape) will sort the situation out, but on the other hand as a last resort ill bare it in mind. 8O
 

Doof

Midshipman
Tell her everytime you see her mum and dad , you get a hard on and want to rape them while she watches
 

Rumrat

War Hero
Murph said:
Doof said:
Tell her everytime you see her mum and dad , you get a hard on and want to rape them while she watches

Did it work for you? :p

What you do is shovel a length up her dirt locker as and when you like.
If she don't like it she'll ditch you.
If she likes it why would you ditch her? :twisted:
 

tug1970

Lantern Swinger
hows about roses are violets blue I am dumping you. Or tell you have found god and are going celibate. :D :D :D
 

JonnoJonno

Banned
Just state the obvious; that you're an inadequate shadow of a man, who hasn't the moral fortitude to remain loyal in the face of adversity.

Should go down a treat when you dump the Navy for a Pompey slag you dip your wick into.
 
You might as well have a laugh whilst doing it, play "Bronco" with her. Shag her from behind then as you get to your vinegar strokes call out some other birds name.Grip her hips and then see how long you can keep riding her until she shakes you off.
 

Murph

MIA
Nah Ive made my choice.....ill hang on and wait untill I go then drop the bombshell, when this happens Witsend youll be the first to know, ill personally PM the pictures of her seeping drip towel :p.
 

tuts

Lantern Swinger
All you need to do is tell her you use this web site, she will read it thats for sure. Then you won't need to finish with her she'll do the job for you! This defiantly works because it happened to me!
 
G

guestm

Guest
Murph said:
Nah Ive made my choice.....ill hang on and wait untill I go then drop the bombshell, when this happens Witsend youll be the first to know, ill personally PM the pictures of her seeping drip towel :p.

Don't be such a fucking bender, post some photos of her cramming a bowling pin up her gash right fucking now.
 

Ageing_Gracefully

War Hero
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I really don't know what you young people are coming to. Why not just smuggle her on board and sell her to the crew? That way you pass your problem onto others and make a few bob at the same time.
 

Ships_Cat

War Hero
Jesus wept is it really that hard to get rid of a clinger these days? Rule 1 shag her mate. If she doesn't find out about it from her mate, rule 2, kick her back doors in. If you dont like putting it up her teatowel holder then a mate will stand your round. If you dont have mates like that wait 'till you join up, you soon will (witness the kind offers of help you've had from our posters here...)
 
Ageing_Gracefully said:
I really don't know what you young people are coming to. Why not just smuggle her on board and sell her to the crew? That way you pass your problem onto others and make a few bob at the same time.

Do you get a discount the further down the queue you are?
 
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