Ex WRNS twins are the new "Miss Rum Ration 2009"

#1
After a huge turnout of munters from all four corners of the
globe, the judges crowned Britney & Barbie Gopping
(25), from the Harold Shipman Memorial Council Estate just outside
Milton Keynes as *Miss Rum Ration 2009*. The two former Royal
Navy Stokers, who specialised in Argon Arc Welding and lagging removal,
agreed to hold the title together after voters just could not
decide which one looked better after a crate of Barley Wine
and a lobotomy. The twins have promised to visit all current
members of *Rum Ration* during their morale-uplifting tour
which commences in January 2010. Would you all please form
an orderly queue.........

 
#3
:D I have forwarded the addresses of Rumrat and Ja5on to them in order that they don't miss out, from a visit by these two charming "ladies" .

is the hallotosis an optional extra?

Edit To add in the address of Wet Blobby, a man of taste.
 

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#4
wet_blobby said:
At least they're not fat.
Agreed. They are, however, still a pair of fucking munters.

Was this taken at a hicks convention? I only ask because there is one wearing a baseball cap in the background.
 

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#5
I dont know, Your all to choosy. First that fat screamer is deemed unsuitable and now these two lovelies. What ever happened to the "fcuk it, that'll do" attitude? Tsk, grab a gronk nights must be boring now. 8)
 

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#6
wet_blobby said:
I dont know, Your all to choosy. First that fat screamer is deemed unsuitable and now these two lovelies. What ever happened to the "fcuk it, that'll do" attitude? Tsk, grab a gronk nights must be boring now. 8)
In fairness, i'm looking at them through sober eyes. Who here can claim that they haven't gone to bed with Bo Derek and woken up with Bo Diddley?
 

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#7
Blackrat said:
Who here can claim that they haven't gone to bed with Bo Derek and woken up with Bo Diddley?
Unfortunately mate it's many a time I've gone to bed with Bo Diddley and the fcukers still there in the morning, but being a true gent I've used the morning glory on her (saved cracking one off.. )

One thing I will say for the munter twins is they appear to be upright, people on this site have been known to do disabled chicks in wheelchairs..... :p :oops:
 

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#8
wet_blobby said:
people on this site have been known to do disabled chicks in wheelchairs..... :p :oops:
You make that sound like a bad thing. You'll be saying the sunshine bus is off limits next.
 
#10
BillyNoMates said:
After a huge turnout of munters from all four corners of the
globe, the judges crowned Britney & Barbie Gopping
(25), from the Harold Shipman Memorial Council Estate just outside
Milton Keynes as *Miss Rum Ration 2009*. The two former Royal
Navy Stokers, who specialised in Argon Arc Welding and lagging removal,
agreed to hold the title together after voters just could not
decide which one looked better after a crate of Barley Wine
and a lobotomy. The twins have promised to visit all current
members of *Rum Ration* during their morale-uplifting tour
which commences in January 2010. Would you all please form
an orderly queue.........

Had em both!
 
#11
would that be said chick in wheelchair who used to frequent jesters if so she more popular than i thought and britney and barbie would get stacks
but i think they are out of my league
 

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#12
seenoffteefcuk said:
would that be said chick in wheelchair who used to frequent jesters if so she more popular than i thought and britney and barbie would get stacks
but i think they are out of my league
Nah, Tens.
 
#15
I can think of few greater pleasures than spending a little special time with those two howlers. I can almost see the little rivulets of blood, tear-dropping down their milky white breasts after lovingly cutting them with my ivory-handled gentleman's pocket knife. Who wouldn't want to frantically avoid the jagged teeth with their engorged penis as it rams alternately between their mouths and the nest of rancid pubes that encircle their healed-over vaginas?

Or is it just me?
 

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#17
JonnoJonno said:
I can think of few greater pleasures than spending a little special time with those two howlers. I can almost see the little rivulets of blood, tear-dropping down their milky white breasts after lovingly cutting them with my ivory-handled gentleman's pocket knife. Who wouldn't want to frantically avoid the jagged teeth with their engorged penis as it rams alternately between their mouths and the nest of rancid pubes that encircle their healed-over vaginas?

Or is it just me?
You make a compelling case JJ, i'll give you that.
 
#18
Blackrat said:
JonnoJonno said:
I can think of few greater pleasures than spending a little special time with those two howlers. I can almost see the little rivulets of blood, tear-dropping down their milky white breasts after lovingly cutting them with my ivory-handled gentleman's pocket knife. Who wouldn't want to frantically avoid the jagged teeth with their engorged penis as it rams alternately between their mouths and the nest of rancid pubes that encircle their healed-over vaginas?

Or is it just me?
You make a compelling case JJ, i'll give you that.
I wondered how long it would take a twisted bleep to find this thread! Compared to the maidens of your beloved corps those two qualify as the man-fat drenched wank material found in Bedfords across Blandford :D
 

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#19
JonnoJonno said:
I wondered how long it would take a twisted bleep to find this thread! Compared to the maidens of your beloved corps those two qualify as the man-fat drenched wank material found in Bedfords across Blandford :D
Don't confuse my tastes with those of that deviant Scaley Albereto! :D
 
#20
JonnoJonno said:
Blackrat said:
JonnoJonno said:
I can think of few greater pleasures than spending a little special time with those two howlers. I can almost see the little rivulets of blood, tear-dropping down their milky white breasts after lovingly cutting them with my ivory-handled gentleman's pocket knife. Who wouldn't want to frantically avoid the jagged teeth with their engorged penis as it rams alternately between their mouths and the nest of rancid pubes that encircle their healed-over vaginas?

Or is it just me?
You make a compelling case JJ, i'll give you that.
I wondered how long it would take a twisted bleep to find this thread! Compared to the maidens of your beloved corps those two qualify as the man-fat drenched wank material found in Bedfords across Blandford :D
i reckon it would be like opening a cheese toastie
 

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