Evening classes for men!!!!!

#1
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :D :D :D

EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, October 23, 2007
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL
BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Classes begin Monday, October 30, 2007

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Helpline Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday noon, 2 hours.

Class11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesday at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises , Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours ! Beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates,and Calling When You're Going To Be
Late.Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.!
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#2
Evening Classes for Women
Note: Due to the intense nature of the course material, each session has a maximum of eight participants.

Topic 1: Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

Topic 2: The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits.

Topic 3: Parties: Going Without New Outfits

Topic 4: Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

Topic 5: Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking

Topic 6: Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

Topic 7: Telephone Skills - How to hang up in less than 30 minutes

Topic 8: Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

Topic 9: Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both

Topic 10: Introduction to Parking

Topic 11: Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

Topic 12: Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

Topic 13: Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Own

Topic 14: Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

Topic 15: Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together

Topic 16: Cooking: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

Topic 17: TV Remotes: For Men Only
 
#4
Grape_Shot said:
Evening Classes for Women
Note: Due to the intense nature of the course material, each session has a maximum of eight participants.

Topic 1: Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

Topic 2: The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits.

Topic 3: Parties: Going Without New Outfits

Topic 4: Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

Topic 5: Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking

Topic 6: Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

Topic 7: Telephone Skills - How to hang up in less than 30 minutes

Topic 8: Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

Topic 9: Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both

Topic 10: Introduction to Parking

Topic 11: Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

Topic 12: Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

Topic 13: Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Own

Topic 14: Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

Topic 15: Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together

Topic 16: Cooking: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

Topic 17: TV Remotes: For Men Only
Good lad!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
#5
LOL BH!!! :D :lol: :lol: :lol:

Of course those of us who stroll on the other side of the footpath, holding hands with our fellow male mates (preferably cuddly stoker types), don't need this instruction.... well apart from items: 3, 7, 10 and 13!!! :wink: :D
...Oops, I missed out 5! :oops:

Can I enrol anyway, just to observe how straights behave in their native habitat! :twisted:
 
#6
nutty_bag said:
Grape_Shot said:
Evening Classes for Women
Note: Due to the intense nature of the course material, each session has a maximum of eight participants.

Topic 1: Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

Topic 2: The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits.

Topic 3: Parties: Going Without New Outfits

Topic 4: Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

Topic 5: Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking

Topic 6: Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

Topic 7: Telephone Skills - How to hang up in less than 30 minutes

Topic 8: Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

Topic 9: Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
Topic 10: Introduction to Parking

Topic 11: Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

Topic 12: Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully


Topic 13: Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Own

Topic 14: Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

Topic 15: Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together

Topic 16: Cooking: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

Topic 17: TV Remotes: For Men Only
Good lad!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Can I book for the above as well? I could benefit from instruction on the items above highlighted in RED! :oops: :oops: :D


PS: Regarding Topic 15: is there any other way of doing it, then? 8O :wink:
 

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