Evening classes for men!!!!!

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    REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, October 23, 2007

    Classes begin Monday, October 30, 2007

    Class 1
    How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
    Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

    Class 2
    The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
    Round Table Discussion.
    Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

    Class 3
    Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
    Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
    Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 4
    Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
    Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
    Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

    Class 5
    After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
    Examples on Video.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

    Class 6
    Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
    Helpline Support and Support Groups.
    Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.

    Class 7
    Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
    And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
    Open Forum .
    Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

    Class 8
    Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
    Graphics and Audio Tapes.
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 9
    Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
    Tuesday at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

    Class 10
    Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
    Driving Simulations.
    4 weeks, Saturday noon, 2 hours.

    Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
    Online Classes and role-playing .
    Tuesday at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.

    Class 12
    How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
    Relaxation Exercises , Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours ! Beginning at 7:00 PM.

    Class 13
    How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates,and Calling When You're Going To Be
    Late.Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 14
    The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
    Live Demonstration.
    Tuesday at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
    Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.!
  2. Evening Classes for Women
    Note: Due to the intense nature of the course material, each session has a maximum of eight participants.

    Topic 1: Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

    Topic 2: The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits.

    Topic 3: Parties: Going Without New Outfits

    Topic 4: Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

    Topic 5: Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking

    Topic 6: Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

    Topic 7: Telephone Skills - How to hang up in less than 30 minutes

    Topic 8: Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

    Topic 9: Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both

    Topic 10: Introduction to Parking

    Topic 11: Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

    Topic 12: Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

    Topic 13: Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Own

    Topic 14: Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

    Topic 15: Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together

    Topic 16: Cooking: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

    Topic 17: TV Remotes: For Men Only
  3. touche!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
  4. Good lad!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
  5. LOL BH!!! :D :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Of course those of us who stroll on the other side of the footpath, holding hands with our fellow male mates (preferably cuddly stoker types), don't need this instruction.... well apart from items: 3, 7, 10 and 13!!! :wink: :D
    ...Oops, I missed out 5! :oops:

    Can I enrol anyway, just to observe how straights behave in their native habitat! :twisted:
  6. Can I book for the above as well? I could benefit from instruction on the items above highlighted in RED! :oops: :oops: :D

    PS: Regarding Topic 15: is there any other way of doing it, then? 8O :wink:

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