Even better than phone sex?

Discussion in 'Current Affairs' started by Maxi_77, Apr 21, 2009.

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  1. For those who wish to try this experiment early I am available to help.
    I will enter your wife, girlfriend, slappers bedroom with a torch and shine it on various parts of her anatomy for you while you talk to her on the phone. :oops:
     
  2. Still at a lose end then Slim? Remeber you need to hold a torch in both hands to make it look authentic :roll:
     
  3. Sorry Maxi
    I do need one hand free :oops:
     
  4. I think you are going to need help with this one. :downtown:
     
  5. Put's a whole new slant on doing the shakes with a pusser's right angled 8O
     
  6. Liked the bit about touch activated ring, :lol:
     

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