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sgtpepperband

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#1
One dyslexic guy says to another "can you smell smoke"?

The other says "I can't even smell my own name".

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What do you call a man with his dick in a chip pan?

A fat fucker.

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I don't know what's wrong with young people these days - I was waiting at the bus stop the other day when a group of yobs across the road started shouting "Oi, you wanker!" and "Oi, you dirty cunt!".

Why can't they let me masturbate in peace?


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Just had a holiday in Jersey, but found it hard to relax with all those kids under my feet...
 
#2
sgtpepperband said:
Just had a holiday in Jersey, but found it hard to relax with all those kids under my feet...
you are one sick f*cker - but i might be able to raise the bar

jersey paedophile and a small child are walking through the childrens home. It's a foul night - lightning spearing at the window, thunder is crashing. as they get to the cellar the whole place is eerily creaking,
The child looks up at the paedo and says "I'm scared". The paedo says "What the f8ck are you moaning for? I've got to walk back on my own!"
 

Guns

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#4
That is sick and disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourself.













......... I have sprayed my tea all over my laptop. I now have to tidy it up.

;-)
 

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