Estimate outdoor temperature

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  1. The outdoor temperature can be estimated to within several degrees by timing the chirps of a cricket. It is done this way: count the number of chirps in a 15-second period, and add 37 to the total. The result will be very close to the actual Fahrenheit temperature. This formula, however, only works in warm weather. (Try it!)
     
  2. What fecking crickets?
     
  3. Or if you are above average intelligence, take a look at a thermometer.
     


  4. Kinell "Caretaker" what made you come out with that & where do we find a cricket ??????????????? :roll:
     
  5. Lords Cricket Ground
     
  6. Caretaker...put the encyclopedia down and get a life!!!!!
     
  7. If sat in a bar and a lady enters with a wet T-shirt it is raining.

    If she has erect nipples it is probably cold,

    and if she hasn't it probably isnt.
     
  8. Would a grasshopper work as well, or has it a different formula?
     
  9. I think it would need a different formula as it would be hard to spot the tits on a grasshopper in a T shirt :lol: :lol: :lol:
     

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