Englishman, Irishman and a scotsman


War Hero
Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman are captured by a tribe of Pigmies.

They are brought before the Chief, who says to them,"You are intruders and must make a choice about what happens to you. Two choices Death!!! or Womba!!!"

The Englishman chooses 'Womba', so the Tribe grab him and all the male Pigmies get stuck across him. When they finish he staggers off to freedom.

The Irishman, thinks well who will find out, so he chooses 'Womba', same again, Pigmies stuck across him, he staggers off to freedom.

Scotsman thinks, nae chance, nae 'Pigmies' are gonnae s h a g me, so he shouts at the top of his voice " I want Death!!"

To which the Chief shouts....."Death....by Womba!!"