Enginners Urgently Needed!!

ForcesJobShop

Lantern Swinger
#1
we have a number of jobs in the Est Midlands and Yorkshire for Electrical/Mechanical Engineers to work for a manufacturing giant!. we have had by far the most success recruiting from Naval Engineers than any other Armed Forces backgrounds but have also taken from both the Army and Air Force. the crooks of these roles is the in-depth engineering background of the candidates we need, not anyone who would class themselves as a fitter, but passionate engineers who has to know how something works rather than just having the skills to swap something in or out. we have filled 15 roles so far and have just brought on a new stream of work so we need as many candidates as possible. send CV's to [email protected] and i will be in touch with you as soon as i can. kind regards, Tim O'Shea, ForcesJobShop. www.forcesjobshop.co.uk
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
Moderator
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#3
I take it English Language is not one of the "essential criteria" for the position of 'Enginners'? I would be interested to learn what "the crooks of these roles" are... :wink:
 
#4
I take it English Language is not one of the "essential criteria" for the position of 'Enginners'? I would be interested to learn what "the crooks of these roles" are... :wink:
SgtP, he wants Greenies/Pinkies, not Schoolies.....:toothy10:

As for the crooks, they would be the Pongoes and Crabs that took his filthy lucre. Lets just give Tim the benefit of the doubt that he never went to Reggies typing school....

(To save any dabbers reaching for their trusty OED, its crux)
 
#5
I take it English Language is not one of the "essential criteria" for the position of 'Enginners'? I would be interested to learn what "the crooks of these roles" are... :wink:
SGP little known fact engneers design, fix, make manufature etc if we need to get English as wrote and not spoke we employ a an administrator, for the trivial stuff
 
#6
SGP little known fact engneers design, fix, make manufature etc if we need to get English as wrote and not spoke we employ a an administrator, for the trivial stuff
Sumo, I wont point out the obvious irony here...please thrash your administrator. Do you need a corner office to get your own Writer??
 
#14
WE's and engineers, surely that's an oxymoron?
Well I used to think along those line that Clanky = Moron

Then someone introduced themselves as a software Engineer, so I had to have a rethink and look up the meaning of an engineer;
An engineer is a professional practitioner of engineering, concerned with applying scientific knowledge, mathematics and ingenuity to develop solutions for technical, social and economic problems. Engineers design materials, structures and systems while considering the limitations imposed by practicality, safety and cost.[SUP][1][2][/SUP]
The word engineer is derived from the Latin roots ingeniare ("to contrive, devise") and ingenium ("cleverness").[SUP][3][4]
[/SUP]
Engineers are grounded in applied sciences, and their work in research and development is distinct from the basic research focus of scientists.[SUP][2][/SUP] The work of engineers forms the link between scientific discoveries and their subsequent applications to human needs and quality of life

So given due consideration of skill base;

WE = Engineer Elite

Clanky (MEA, MEM) still = Moron

Soft heads = **********
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