End of the Steward branch.

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For those Officers deeply concerned about the demise of their Grape Peelers Stewards a solution lies in the procurement of a suitably modified da Vinci Si Surgical System*.

Developed circa 2010 this advanced robotic technology can be used for a range of minimally invasive procedures - as shown here performing precision surgery on a grape:


*At £1.5 million per machine the initial fit is naturally expected to be limited to the Submarine Flotilla.
 
#28
For those Officers deeply concerned about the demise of their Grape Peelers Stewards a solution lies in the procurement of a suitably modified da Vinci Si Surgical System*.

Developed circa 2010 this advanced robotic technology can be used for a range of minimally invasive procedures - as shown here performing precision surgery on a grape:


*At £1.5 million per machine the initial fit is naturally expected to be limited to the Submarine Flotilla.
If I am looking at this correctly, you first immobilise the patient by shoving a stick up their rectum?

Think I'll just continue to suffer the hernia after all. Not that painful, really. No, REALLY.
 

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