My Grandfather was a member of the Garrick, I've been there a few times. Not a bad club. I have his Garrick tie and I reckon I could just walk in un-noticed, rack up a massive tab and fuck off. I might try it.
Love this line:
It is America's obsession with political correctness that helps make it such a charmless, humourless and paranoid society, frankly.
I stand by the Garrick's values though, it's a gentleman's club, not a gentleman's and some random bint's club. The London club culture is one of the few bastions of traditional British values left in this Country. Just because the yanks think it's ok to get pissed and smoke cigars with birds, it shouldn't be pressed upon us in the UK.
Harrumph! Wanders off ruffling copy of the Telegraph.