End of an Era

Admirals' gardeners are to go.
Who the fck will advise on their cacti and bonzai collections for their flying bridges ?
It's a lonely life in command of a Fleet spending many months at sea. Admirals need some succour. Their Stewards cannot be expected to help in such matters. They will have needed to have attended the Configured Combined Defence Horticultural Course at Shepton Mallet-----Fck me it loks as if that's being shut down.
Where's it all going to end? Can't all be due to shortage of money. Bloody Liberals I put it down to. Got no admirals as relatives