Emergency

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  1. Dr. Middleton, the new intern on duty at the hospital emergency room, answered the phone late one night. "Doctor," exclaimed a woman, "what shall I do? We just discovered our two-year-old son has eaten a whole tube of contraceptive jelly."

    "Well," replied the intern, "If it's really an emergency, why don't you have one of the all-night drugstores deliver another tube?"
     

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