Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by The_Caretaker, Feb 7, 2007.

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  1. An big Elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.

    "Why did you do that?" asks a passing giraffe.

    "Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 47 years ago."

    "Wow, what a memory!" says the giraffe.

    "Yes," says the elephant. "Turtle recall."
  2. Very, very silly caretaker, but god did I have a chuckle at it!!

    Try this one:

    Why do ducks have webbed feet?
    To stamp out forest fires.

    Why do elephants have flat feet?
    To stamp out burning ducks.......


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