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Elderly Gentleman !

A very elderly gentleman, (mid nineties) very well dressed, hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel and smelling slightly of a very good after shave, enters an upmarket Cocktail lounge.

He spies an young attractive lady, sitting alone at the bar, and wanders over, and takes a seat alongside her at the bar.

Turns to her, gives a disarming smile, and says "So, tell me, do I come here often?"