Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by BillyNoMates, Dec 7, 2009.

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  1. In order to finish the porn movie that me'n'her are putting together
    for uploading on to RedTube, I need some ideas as to what I can
    yell at the moment of extreme sexual ecstasy. Checked out all
    my collection of Betamax Porn Movies and they all use the same
    words. Big f***ing grimace on the mush, followed by the usual
    "I'm gonna CUM baby....yeahhhh....whoaaa......Urrghhhh!"
    I've tried:
    "I am about to let loose a tsunami of Luv-lard into your fun-tunnel!",
    but I don't think it has the right "ring" to it.

    All suggestions most gratefully appreciated.

  2. Merry Christmas!
  4. No wander youve no mates. Seasons greetings to you...
  5. Ja, ja! Das is gut baby!
  6. Brace, Brace, Brace, Incoming!!!
  7. My memory is not so good these days,
    so I tend to call out my own name.

  8. "SALVOES!!"
  9. "I fucked your mum" followed by a red-eye and a swift kick in her cnut?
  10. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :oops: :lol:
  11. Saw a Froggy porn movie in Athens, but we didn't get a handle on the plot because they were gibbering in French.

    The money shot, however, went like this: Oui, oui, oui, oui, oui, ahhhhhhhhhh! C'est bon! (Spoken in your deepest, gruffest, tones.)

    I actually find myself pretty sad that I can remember that after all those years.
  12. Sounds good to me streaky when you next in Guzz
  13. Missile broach
  14. On depth?
    stand by one deep water shot?
  15. Him: I love you, I love you!

    Her: Deeper, deeper!

    Him, in a gruff basso profundo: I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU! :oops:
  16. Back in the day when I could...

    It was usually "bugger, sorry love! Longer next time I promise"
  17. Nowadays its all dry dreams & wet farts
  18. "You look SO like your sister".
  19. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    The Germans have it off to a tee with "Ja, ja, ich spritze".

    However, i think you should adopt your own catchphrase. Just before you squirt your manfat on to Mrs Billynomates face/chest/tummy/arse, you should scream at the top of your voice "GERRRRRRTCHA COWSON" and then bang your cock off her nose for comedy effect. A bit like Gene Krupa doing a one handed paradiddle on a snare drum.

    PS. Can i have a sneak preview?
  20. My usual speech when shooting my load is along the lines of.

    "And if you even think of going to the police I will find you again and butcher your family.

    You know you wanted this really"

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