Economic Jokes, folks.

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by JamesH, Oct 14, 2008.

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  1. Q. What's the capital of lceland?


    A. About £4.50....

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    Don't worry though, we are saved...

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    James
     
  2. That piccy of Barclays Bank reminds me of Amsterdam's sex boutiques, for some reason........ :biggrin:
     
  3. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    Everyone has to earn a living somehow :dwarf: :thumright:
     
  4. NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS

    CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.

    CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.

    BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

    BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

    VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.

    P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.

    BROKER -- What my broker has made me.

    STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.

    STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

    STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.

    FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.

    MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.

    CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

    YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.

    WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.

    INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.

    PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.
     

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