A nice disease that'll kill you deader then shit in the blink of a bloodshot eye. Don't worry me none because I have a cunning plan. Until they find a cure for it, or at the very least - locate all them missing Commonwealth sportspersons who have legged it from Glasgow....I shall be rocking up to work, dressed in a full N.B.C.D. suit (or my "saved" submarine escape suit - which I still have in the loft). I may well look fucking stupid clad in all this shit, but I'll be having the last laugh as I watch all me mates internal organs liquefy and start to piss out of their own eye sockets.

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