Eating your own semen

RonJeremy

Banned
Interesting article....

http://www.medhelp.org/forums/urology/archive/1118.html

High in protein and low in fructose (sugar), that's settled then, I'm going to start eating vast quantities of my own semen as a food supplement. Do you think it would be marketable as a health supplement product like those capsules of omega 3 oils etc? A catchy marketing slogan would boost sales;

"Spunk! Natures own nectar.....get some down you today!"
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
Slogan could be "Tadpoles for Tea". wouldn't work if you've had your nuts cut though. :oops:
 

dondon

MIA
Actualy did that in the 70s , was occasionaly sleeping with this lady called Murial up in Newcastle {same age as my Mum} , anyway I thought that she had swallowed , but NO she hadn't and came back up and passed it back to me , the one and only time I have swallowed , uuurrrggg ....
 

wannabefpilot87

Lantern Swinger
dondon said:
Actualy did that in the 70s , was occasionaly sleeping with this lady called Murial up in Newcastle {same age as my Mum} , anyway I thought that she had swallowed , but NO she hadn't and came back up and passed it back to me , the one and only time I have swallowed , uuurrrggg ....
PMSL! :lol:
 

dondon

MIA
wannabefpilot87 said:
dondon said:
Actualy did that in the 70s , was occasionaly sleeping with this lady called Murial up in Newcastle {same age as my Mum} , anyway I thought that she had swallowed , but NO she hadn't and came back up and passed it back to me , the one and only time I have swallowed , uuurrrggg ....
PMSL! :lol:

Glad you laughed , another time she wanted it in the back door and ended up with a small tear , ended up in Stonehouse Hospital for a Circumsision , the Naval Nurses faces were a picture , the swines , lol .
 

wannabefpilot87

Lantern Swinger
dondon said:
wannabefpilot87 said:
dondon said:
Actualy did that in the 70s , was occasionaly sleeping with this lady called Murial up in Newcastle {same age as my Mum} , anyway I thought that she had swallowed , but NO she hadn't and came back up and passed it back to me , the one and only time I have swallowed , uuurrrggg ....
PMSL! :lol:

Glad you laughed , another time she wanted it in the back door and ended up with a small tear , ended up in Stonehouse Hospital for a Circumsision , the Naval Nurses faces were a picture , the swines , lol .
Lol well you shouldn't indulge in such filth then should you, especially with Plymouth lasses... I just hope you've learnt your lesson!! 8O :D
 

dondon

MIA
wannabefpilot87 said:
dondon said:
wannabefpilot87 said:
dondon said:
Actualy did that in the 70s , was occasionaly sleeping with this lady called Murial up in Newcastle {same age as my Mum} , anyway I thought that she had swallowed , but NO she hadn't and came back up and passed it back to me , the one and only time I have swallowed , uuurrrggg ....
PMSL! :lol:

Glad you laughed , another time she wanted it in the back door and ended up with a small tear , ended up in Stonehouse Hospital for a Circumsision , the Naval Nurses faces were a picture , the swines , lol .
Lol well you shouldn't indulge in such filth then should you, especially with Plymouth lasses... I just hope you've learnt your lesson!! 8O :D

Newcastle Girl she was ,,
 

wannabefpilot87

Lantern Swinger
dondon said:
wannabefpilot87 said:
dondon said:
wannabefpilot87 said:
dondon said:
Actualy did that in the 70s , was occasionaly sleeping with this lady called Murial up in Newcastle {same age as my Mum} , anyway I thought that she had swallowed , but NO she hadn't and came back up and passed it back to me , the one and only time I have swallowed , uuurrrggg ....
PMSL! :lol:

Glad you laughed , another time she wanted it in the back door and ended up with a small tear , ended up in Stonehouse Hospital for a Circumsision , the Naval Nurses faces were a picture , the swines , lol .
Lol well you shouldn't indulge in such filth then should you, especially with Plymouth lasses... I just hope you've learnt your lesson!! 8O :D

Newcastle Girl she was ,,
Well that's alrighty then :wink:
 

dondon

MIA
wannabefpilot87 said:
dondon said:
wannabefpilot87 said:
dondon said:
wannabefpilot87 said:
dondon said:
Actualy did that in the 70s , was occasionaly sleeping with this lady called Murial up in Newcastle {same age as my Mum} , anyway I thought that she had swallowed , but NO she hadn't and came back up and passed it back to me , the one and only time I have swallowed , uuurrrggg ....
PMSL! :lol:

Glad you laughed , another time she wanted it in the back door and ended up with a small tear , ended up in Stonehouse Hospital for a Circumsision , the Naval Nurses faces were a picture , the swines , lol .
Lol well you shouldn't indulge in such filth then should you, especially with Plymouth lasses... I just hope you've learnt your lesson!! 8O :D

Newcastle Girl she was ,,
Well that's alrighty then :wink:

She's probably dead now , at least in her 70s , doesn't bear thinking about now , the smell of Amonia uurrgg and Inco pads kinnell lol
 

Daktari

Banned
dondon said:
wannabefpilot87 said:
dondon said:
wannabefpilot87 said:
dondon said:
wannabefpilot87 said:
dondon said:
Actualy did that in the 70s , was occasionaly sleeping with this lady called Murial up in Newcastle {same age as my Mum} , anyway I thought that she had swallowed , but NO she hadn't and came back up and passed it back to me , the one and only time I have swallowed , uuurrrggg ....
PMSL! :lol:

Glad you laughed , another time she wanted it in the back door and ended up with a small tear , ended up in Stonehouse Hospital for a Circumsision , the Naval Nurses faces were a picture , the swines , lol .
Lol well you shouldn't indulge in such filth then should you, especially with Plymouth lasses... I just hope you've learnt your lesson!! 8O :D

Newcastle Girl she was ,,
Well that's alrighty then :wink:

She's probably dead now , at least in her 70s , doesn't bear thinking about now , the smell of Amonia uurrgg and Inco pads kinnell lol

Good Run Ashore then!
 

wannabefpilot87

Lantern Swinger
dondon said:
wannabefpilot87 said:
dondon said:
wannabefpilot87 said:
dondon said:
wannabefpilot87 said:
dondon said:
Actualy did that in the 70s , was occasionaly sleeping with this lady called Murial up in Newcastle {same age as my Mum} , anyway I thought that she had swallowed , but NO she hadn't and came back up and passed it back to me , the one and only time I have swallowed , uuurrrggg ....
PMSL! :lol:

Glad you laughed , another time she wanted it in the back door and ended up with a small tear , ended up in Stonehouse Hospital for a Circumsision , the Naval Nurses faces were a picture , the swines , lol .
Lol well you shouldn't indulge in such filth then should you, especially with Plymouth lasses... I just hope you've learnt your lesson!! 8O :D

Newcastle Girl she was ,,
Well that's alrighty then :wink:

She's probably dead now , at least in her 70s , doesn't bear thinking about now , the smell of Amonia uurrgg and Inco pads kinnell lol
Oh God.... although i'd watch it if i were you unless you want incoming from the likes of Hig haha!

but urghhhhhhhh 8O
 

dondon

MIA
wannabefpilot87 said:
dondon said:
wannabefpilot87 said:
dondon said:
wannabefpilot87 said:
dondon said:
wannabefpilot87 said:
dondon said:
Actualy did that in the 70s , was occasionaly sleeping with this lady called Murial up in Newcastle {same age as my Mum} , anyway I thought that she had swallowed , but NO she hadn't and came back up and passed it back to me , the one and only time I have swallowed , uuurrrggg ....
PMSL! :lol:

Glad you laughed , another time she wanted it in the back door and ended up with a small tear , ended up in Stonehouse Hospital for a Circumsision , the Naval Nurses faces were a picture , the swines , lol .
Lol well you shouldn't indulge in such filth then should you, especially with Plymouth lasses... I just hope you've learnt your lesson!! 8O :D

Newcastle Girl she was ,,
Well that's alrighty then :wink:

She's probably dead now , at least in her 70s , doesn't bear thinking about now , the smell of Amonia uurrgg and Inco pads kinnell lol
Oh God.... although i'd watch it if i were you unless you want incoming from the likes of Hig haha!

but urghhhhhhhh 8O

He's into the French Girlies , Lol :lol:
 

zRichi

Badgeman
Hahaha Northern birds are the best!

I remember getting invited back by this hottie from Sunderland and her taking my boxers off and grinning like a cheshire. Whilst laying there in the starkers she goes to me, looking at "Excalibur"

"Do you think if I ask nicely it'll spit in my face?"

Good times.
 
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