Baby chef fresh out of training, killick chef to baby put a fork in the sausages yes youâ€™ve guessed it every sausage had a fork in it, took place in Faslane I think.
Nutty said:"Chef what's for dinner?"
"Take it, Leave it or Wear it"
Another service to a stakeholder
geoffrey said:When I was a YO in an (Exocet-fitted!) Type 22 in the late 1990s, the entire ship was in on a bite for one of the other YOs about the dire news that the "Bug" had escaped from the Aft Sewage Treatment Plant (STP). The XO wrote an XTM detailing the Midshipman as OiC of the "Bug Intensive Training Evolution" (work out the acronym!) and she spent 3 hours crawling around the ship in overalls, her respirator and those big NBCD rubber gloves.
Eventually, when we could laugh no more, she was directed to the SCC where someone had "spotted" something. She gently peered under the HQ1 watchkeeper's position and out "jumped" (actually pulled out on a bit of cotton) a rubber spider covered in glued-on pubes (ugh!). She ran all the way down 2 deck screaming!
I don't think she ever forgave anyone for it.