Ok, we have all been played with Easys/bites! I remember joining my 1st ship, within a few weeks I was standing on my 1st BM watch. The 2 LSM's were always trying to get me on bites, all the frigging time! One afternoon, one of them approached me. " Can you please pipe, Duty WE to the exorset mag". Moi being the brand new sprog picked up the broadcast and was about to pipe until I realised that 22's don't have exorset! I was played when I first joined with; 'Can you go to the SC and ask for a long stand/weight' 'Can you go to the buffer's shack and ask for a glass hammer' Wasn't long till I was playing the new members! What are the best bites you have heard or tried?