National (Insert whatever National Day it bloody is)....Day. I've been Googling, and there's a "National Donut Day" "National Cleavage Day" "National No Smoking Day" and probably a flipping-by-heck-gosh-darned National Day...every blinking day of the flipping year for something or other. Alright sez I. What "National Day" would appeal to you lot then? I'm thinking along the lines of a "National Blow Job Day", which would be rather nice because I could mark it on the calendar and persuade her indoors that it would be good for morale. This day of celebration would apply to each and every British human being, be they straight hetrosexual minge worshippers or those who prefer going back aft for their fun. Card shops could even stock up on humorous cards which we could send to our loved ones, as a reminder of this forthcoming joyous event. I believe it's the best idea for a National day that I have ever thinked of. B.N.M.