Dwarfist

Troglodyte

Lantern Swinger
#1
Two scrubbers tottering along in heels and micro skirts, a dwarf rounds a corner and walks smack into one of them, his face just about level enough to get buried in one scrubbers crotch,

"Jeez", he sez, "I can smell your pussy," Scrubber sez, "**** off ya little pervert".

They walk off and went a few yards before the dwarf bawls after them,

"Musta been ya ******* feet I could smell then."
 

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