Stripey_G said:This was obviously a stupid thing for this gent to do, but he was pissed, and we all know that we do stupid things when pissed!!
Only the other night when returning home from my local via the railway track, did i come across a young women lying across the track! I of course carried her to safety but then had my wicked way with her!! On relating the story to my oppo the next night in the pub he said what a lucky barstwerd i was, and did i get a blow job? I said of course not,..i couldn't find her head!!!!!!!!! Now lets get serious please!
Bisley said:obviously not a sailor as they would have fell asleep at the bar!!!!!
rosinacarley said:Have you considered the trauma to any train driver who might not have been able to stop and then run over him. I am sure that the medical bods amongst us would be happy to describe the sort of injuries he would suffer.
This is clearly a matter of concern to the train drivers' employers because they do provide counselling for drivers who are involved in a one under, and interestingly a driver who is involved in such an incident is not permitted to go back along the track to check on the body - it has to be done by a guard or another driver. They are immediately taken out of the train cab, not allowed to drive home and are given time off to recover.
Backpacker1uk said:Ale must have been better that that crap served up last night.
Watered down was mentioned the question I ask can beer be watered down?? with it being a pressurised container.
I do know in the UK one of my pints is BOMBARDIER and this had no bite at all. One to beam back to Dublin Scotty for real type Guinness.