Drunk Falls Asleep On Railway Track

Ale must have been better that that crap served up last night.

Watered down was mentioned the question I ask can beer be watered down?? with it being a pressurised container.

I do know in the UK one of my pints is BOMBARDIER and this had no bite at all. One to beam back to Dublin Scotty for real type Guinness.
 
Have you considered the trauma to any train driver who might not have been able to stop and then run over him. I am sure that the medical bods amongst us would be happy to describe the sort of injuries he would suffer.

This is clearly a matter of concern to the train drivers' employers because they do provide counselling for drivers who are involved in a one under, and interestingly a driver who is involved in such an incident is not permitted to go back along the track to check on the body - it has to be done by a guard or another driver. They are immediately taken out of the train cab, not allowed to drive home and are given time off to recover.
 

Stripey_G

War Hero
This was obviously a stupid thing for this gent to do, but he was pissed, and we all know that we do stupid things when pissed!!
Only the other night when returning home from my local via the railway track, did i come across a young women lying across the track! I of course carried her to safety but then had my wicked way with her!! On relating the story to my oppo the next night in the pub he said what a lucky barstwerd i was, and did i get a blow job? I said of course not,..i couldn't find her head!!!!!!!!! :D :D :) :) Now lets get serious please!
 

josiecats

War Hero
Stripey_G said:
This was obviously a stupid thing for this gent to do, but he was pissed, and we all know that we do stupid things when pissed!!
Only the other night when returning home from my local via the railway track, did i come across a young women lying across the track! I of course carried her to safety but then had my wicked way with her!! On relating the story to my oppo the next night in the pub he said what a lucky barstwerd i was, and did i get a blow job? I said of course not,..i couldn't find her head!!!!!!!!! :D :D :) :) Now lets get serious please!

hehehehehe,,,bad boy...... :twisted: :twisted:
 
Bisley said:
obviously not a sailor as they would have fell asleep at the bar!!!!!

Cheeky boy! They'd have remained completely sober after 14 pints whilst everyone else in the pub would be lying across the tracks waiting for the PO Stoker to drive his toy train set over their third legs. :wink: :lol:

Tooot! Tooot! Choo... Choo... Choo... Choo...
 

nutty_bag

War Hero
rosinacarley said:
Have you considered the trauma to any train driver who might not have been able to stop and then run over him. I am sure that the medical bods amongst us would be happy to describe the sort of injuries he would suffer.

This is clearly a matter of concern to the train drivers' employers because they do provide counselling for drivers who are involved in a one under, and interestingly a driver who is involved in such an incident is not permitted to go back along the track to check on the body - it has to be done by a guard or another driver. They are immediately taken out of the train cab, not allowed to drive home and are given time off to recover.

Enough said really rosie!! The injuries that an individual would sustain from a fast moving train speaks for itself!! I've had a run of really traumatic jobs at work recently which culminated in a 7 week old baby in respiratory failure at 04:00hrs this morning. Not a good day for the nutty_bag!! :cry:
 

andym

War Hero
rosinacarley said:
I am sure that the medical bods amongst us would be happy to describe the sort of injuries he would suffer.



A squished head and chopped off feet!Amazed me how he didnt fry himself on the 3 rd rail!!!!
 
Backpacker1uk said:
Ale must have been better that that crap served up last night.

Watered down was mentioned the question I ask can beer be watered down?? with it being a pressurised container.

I do know in the UK one of my pints is BOMBARDIER and this had no bite at all. One to beam back to Dublin Scotty for real type Guinness.

Common practice, release pressure, add one gallon of water = additional £20 clear profit and not really noticable to the drinker (standard keg)

Mild/dark beer is the worst, as instead of water they add all the drip trays at the end of the evening
In Yorkshire the overspill is actually sent direct to the mild barrel

Ex matelot Ex service engineer who witnessed such during closed hours whilst repairing equipment. along with topping up the Cane Rum with white spirits, (then called the police when the under-agers went wild after their Bacardi and cokes)

Jack McHammocklashing
 
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