Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by Leo_Tonge, Oct 10, 2009.
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IM REALLY NOT LUKING FORWORD TO XERPIRANCING IS WILL IT HAPPY EVURY DAY?
Gangway Arms ?
posts at 3.28 in pants thread sober then 30 mins later appears here pissed
2 TEQNICUL FOR ME WAT DA HEL DUS DAT MEEN?
Read the small print. :roll:
CAN U ANSER THE KUESTON PLZ AS I AV AD IT IN DA PAST N WAS REALLY PAINFUL.
I think it says take shower gel. So no soap. If you drop it, its not a problem.
Do U lyk d sweat off chicos butt crack aftR d mile & half? itz jst az weL yor trying 2 join d RN, cuz yor attempt @ a career n comedy iz :-(lE piss pOr. f U fail 2 join ^, U c%d alwys b a fluffer.
I say Witsend old chap, you really do seem to be getting rather knowledgeable on this Chav speak.
Time for you to stop going anywhere near Iceland the pound shops and other places frequented by Chavdom
Milf heaven slim. :wink:
The problem with that though Witsend, is that those MILFs are only twelve years old.
12 years old, there's mature for you
The 24 year old Grandmothers are better
Do you have Parkinson's disease? If so, there's a good chance of you dropping it every day.
A possible solution cold be this
Failing that try this:
At a push you could probably use it as lube, if you don't mind the bubbles.
NOT 1 OF U AV SED DET IT AINT GONNA APPEN SUM1 IS GONNA GET KILLED IF DEY TUCH ME
Why will they get killed? Are you carrying some kind of lethal STD, if so, you're probably not fit for the Navy
ITS A FIGA OF SPEETCH TANKS FOR DA REPLI ENYWAYZ
What is this, you meet chico on the interporn & Kings Cross, and you turn yourself into a mong?
Good one! :roll:
If your not norman or son of, you are the most illiterate wanker ever to walk this board.
Go post your shit on some wall with an aerosol - chav dickhead.
Good to here. I thought i was the most illiterate wanker ever to walk this board.
Chicojiz, this is the first steps to recovery, admitting that your a wanker and illiterate. The next step is to tackle your dependency on Leo's sperm.
No sperm touch me! I even will wear my boxers in shower!
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