It's not often i go to McDonalds and when i do, i'm usually pissed and want some entertainment. However, the other day, i was out in the car with the misses and she was a bit peckish so suggested we go through a McWanks drive through. Now from past experience, i tend to avoid these as they fuck you over with the wrong order and ask stupid questions. This was to prove no exception: Fuckwit - "Welcome to McDonalds drive through may i take your order please?" Me - "Yeah. Can i have a big Mac meal with diet coke and a Quarter Pounder with cheese and large fries" Fuckwit - "Do you want a large meal?" Me - "No. I would have asked for one if i wanted one" Fuckwit - "Do you want a Quarter pounder meal?" Me - "No" Fuckwit - "Do you want a drink with your Quarter pounder" Me - "No" Fuckwit - "Are you sure?" Me - "Oddly enough, yes" Fuckwit - "Is there anything else?" Me - "Do you have a lost property box?" Fuckwit - "Yes. What have you lost?" Me - "My will to live" Fuckwit - "That will be one million pounds please" On checking the order when received, the fucking idiots gave me a cheeseburger. I was tempted to ram the bellends face in the deep fat fryer but decided not to. Am i alone in experiencing this total fucking idiocy?