It's not often i go to McDonalds and when i do, i'm usually pissed and want some entertainment. However, the other day, i was out in the car with the misses and she was a bit peckish so suggested we go through a McWanks drive through. Now from past experience, i tend to avoid these as they **** you over with the wrong order and ask stupid questions. This was to prove no exception:
Fuckwit - "Welcome to McDonalds drive through may i take your order please?"
Me - "Yeah. Can i have a big Mac meal with diet coke and a Quarter Pounder with cheese and large fries"
Fuckwit - "Do you want a large meal?"
Me - "No. I would have asked for one if i wanted one"
Fuckwit - "Do you want a Quarter pounder meal?"
Me - "No"
Fuckwit - "Do you want a drink with your Quarter pounder"
Me - "No"
Fuckwit - "Are you sure?"
Me - "Oddly enough, yes"
Fuckwit - "Is there anything else?"
Me - "Do you have a lost property box?"
Fuckwit - "Yes. What have you lost?"
Me - "My will to live"
Fuckwit - "That will be one million pounds please"
On checking the order when received, the ******* idiots gave me a cheeseburger. I was tempted to ram the bellends face in the deep fat fryer but decided not to. Am i alone in experiencing this total ******* idiocy?
Fuckwit - "Welcome to McDonalds drive through may i take your order please?"
Me - "Yeah. Can i have a big Mac meal with diet coke and a Quarter Pounder with cheese and large fries"
Fuckwit - "Do you want a large meal?"
Me - "No. I would have asked for one if i wanted one"
Fuckwit - "Do you want a Quarter pounder meal?"
Me - "No"
Fuckwit - "Do you want a drink with your Quarter pounder"
Me - "No"
Fuckwit - "Are you sure?"
Me - "Oddly enough, yes"
Fuckwit - "Is there anything else?"
Me - "Do you have a lost property box?"
Fuckwit - "Yes. What have you lost?"
Me - "My will to live"
Fuckwit - "That will be one million pounds please"
On checking the order when received, the ******* idiots gave me a cheeseburger. I was tempted to ram the bellends face in the deep fat fryer but decided not to. Am i alone in experiencing this total ******* idiocy?