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Drinks in London

Fletch

Badgeman
Always_a_Civvy said:
Fletch said:
one_winged_angel said:
Hmmmm.......Run ashore.Any females coming?

None yet but we live in hope !!!!

There WILL, almost certainly, be some office and tourist totty around the area we are intending to drink in, so I guess if you played your cards right, they could just be coming a little later !!!

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :grin: :grin: :grin:

The Red Lion may be a good bet if you're after an MP's Research Assistant...

OR late season Tourist Totty !!!

:cool: :grin:
 
Fletch,

What sort of songs did you have in mind for the singing... I might need the words to practice...

Limp wristed... me!?! I'll let CD limp for us instead: he's probably been practicing for months so we wouldn't want to disappoint him, would we?

Steve.

PS: CD: you can treat it these days with injections directly into the penile muscle, or of course those little blue diamond shaped tablets! :lol:
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
Book Reviewer
Always_a_Civvy said:
sgtpepperband said:

Oh, well I know a Drunken Sailor (or two... :wink: ) and Blow the Man Down (or in Slim's case: Blow the Man Up... :wink: ), though I haven't sung either of them since I was in Primary School in the 60s! :lol:

Steve.

The 60s?! I wasn't even a twinkle in my Dad's sack then... :shock:
 

dixie_gooner

Lantern Swinger
Luckily enough I am in Pompey for the week, so should be able to make it up on the train, no problems.

Looking forward to it after mising the Xmas drinks in Guzz. Never did hear any dits about that?
 
Fletch said:
one_winged_angel said:
Hmmmm.......Run ashore.Any females coming?

None yet but we live in hope !!!!

There WILL, almost certainly, be some office and tourist totty around the area we are intending to drink in, so I guess if you played your cards right, they could just be coming a little later !!!

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :grin: :grin: :grin:


thought you were a girl Fletch - I'm sure AAC refers to you as a her further up the thread :wink:
 
golden_rivet said:
Fletch said:
one_winged_angel said:
Hmmmm.......Run ashore.Any females coming?

None yet but we live in hope !!!!

There WILL, almost certainly, be some office and tourist totty around the area we are intending to drink in, so I guess if you played your cards right, they could just be coming a little later !!!

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :grin: :grin: :grin:


thought you were a girl Fletch - I'm sure AAC refers to you as a her further up the thread :wink:

Cheeky sod! I'm innocent... honest! :shock: :lol: :grin:

Are you a girl Fletch? I hope not. I shall be so disappointed if you are. :grin:

Incidentally are any more brown hatters coming along? Don't worry - you don't have to wear pink ovvies, carry furry wheelspanners or don fluffy steaming bats, I won't be! :wink: :lol:
 
sgtpepperband said:
Always_a_Civvy said:
sgtpepperband said:

Oh, well I know a Drunken Sailor (or two... :wink: ) and Blow the Man Down (or in Slim's case: Blow the Man Up... :wink: ), though I haven't sung either of them since I was in Primary School in the 60s! :lol:

Steve.

The 60s?! I wasn't even a twinkle in my Dad's sack then... :shock:

:eek: :eek: :eek: I can't believe it! And there was me thinking that ALL the blokes on RR were OLDER than me and had been to the G-Spot before my grandmother was born. :twisted:
 

Fletch

Badgeman
golden_rivet said:
Fletch said:
one_winged_angel said:
Hmmmm.......Run ashore.Any females coming?

None yet but we live in hope !!!!

There WILL, almost certainly, be some office and tourist totty around the area we are intending to drink in, so I guess if you played your cards right, they could just be coming a little later !!!

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :grin: :grin: :grin:


thought you were a girl Fletch - I'm sure AAC refers to you as a her further up the thread :wink:

Bloody nerve !!!! :grin: :grin: :grin:
 

Fletch

Badgeman
Always_a_Civvy said:
golden_rivet said:
Fletch said:
one_winged_angel said:
Hmmmm.......Run ashore.Any females coming?

None yet but we live in hope !!!!

There WILL, almost certainly, be some office and tourist totty around the area we are intending to drink in, so I guess if you played your cards right, they could just be coming a little later !!!

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :grin: :grin: :grin:


thought you were a girl Fletch - I'm sure AAC refers to you as a her further up the thread :wink:

Cheeky sod! I'm innocent... honest! :shock: :lol: :grin:

Are you a girl Fletch? I hope not. I shall be so disappointed if you are. :grin:

Incidentally are any more brown hatters coming along? Don't worry - you don't have to wear pink ovvies, carry furry wheelspanners or don fluffy steaming bats, I won't be! :wink: :lol:

I wasn't the last time the WIFEORAPTOR checked !!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

Fletch

Badgeman
Always_a_Civvy said:
Fletch,

What sort of songs did you have in mind for the singing... I might need the words to practice...

Limp wristed... me!?! I'll let CD limp for us instead: he's probably been practicing for months so we wouldn't want to disappoint him, would we?

Steve.

PS: CD: you can treat it these days with injections directly into the penile muscle, or of course those little blue diamond shaped tablets! :lol:

Start off with this one Steve :-

CHATANOOGA CHOO (Pardon me boys)

It's Action Stations again,
We're closing down to Zulu Alpha,
Respirators are on,
The air conditioning's gone.

Oh how we love to perspire,
And feel it running down our ovies,
There's no need to prewet,
We'll just stand up here and sweat.

There's shelter stations, DC runs, abandoning ship,
Action messing what a blessing might get a chip,
Radiation fallout,
Hear the decontams shout,
Glory Hallelujah as they scrub the deck out.

Pardon me boys, is that Jimmy on the Tannoy?
Although He's running us down,
He says a quick one all round,
It's nearly time to secure,
And another day is completed,
It's back to Portland so bleak,
And this is just the first week.

It's liberty guys to glamorise and down to the town,
Weymouth Bar and Butcher's Arms, the Black Dog and Crown,
Landlords getting chokka,
Sending for the Coppers,
Glory Hallelujah, as we scrub them cells out.

Next morning around ten,
Yes we finally get the message,
But what a great run,
When it's all said and done.


With aching stomach and head,
We see the man and hear the charges,
So now we've got a date,
With that old anchor gate.

RPO's and GI's have no need to shout,
A few more days of this and I'm getting out,
Back to Pete and Chris, no more on the piss,
Glory Hallelujah we're deployment bound.
 

Fletch

Badgeman
Followed by :-

Firemains are red, my love
Fresh water's blue,
Salt water's green, my love
But not as green as you.
As Green as yoooooou.
 
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