Downtime

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  1. Matt1993

    Matt1993 Badgeman

    When/if (could be a big if) you have downtime on board your ship, what are the best things to do? For example, if you were to take a laptop/ipad, can you access wifi? Dont get me wrong, i know i'm not away to 'chill' but i was just wandering what are the best things to do when you do have a bit of spare time.

    Thanks! :icon_smile:
     
  2. dapperdunn

    dapperdunn War Hero

    Onanism. Lots and lots of onanism :jerk:
     
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  3. exJenny

    exJenny War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

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  4. Ahh, the Ann Summers "rampant pussers thick"


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  5. Ageing_Gracefully

    Ageing_Gracefully War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    That could be a tad sexist ExJenny. What if Matt1993 is a Matilda? :eek:mg:
     
  6. SONAR-BENDER

    SONAR-BENDER War Hero

    :happy1:

    :banghead:




    Words fail me!
     
  7. WreckerL

    WreckerL War Hero

    Not sexist at all A_G, fill the sock with something pliable but with a hint of rigidity (use your imagination for the filling) and voila, a dildo which you can vary the size of plus it's absorbant. I wouldn't advocate a nylon sock though, there could be a static build up and the resulatant sparks lighting up the curtains of your rack may be a giveaway as to what is occuring.
     
  8. Guzzler

    Guzzler War Hero

    Bloody beat me to it.

    ...as it were...
     
  9. exJenny

    exJenny War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    What?? I was merely thinking of kit care/upkeep... if you fold your socks, toes and heels tucked in a la kit musters, you get far more room in your locker...

    And Wrecks, I'm shocked!
     
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  10. Rachelthree

    Rachelthree War Hero

    First think i thought was 'have a ****' as well.
     
  11. exJenny

    exJenny War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

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  12. finknottle

    finknottle Banned

    Isn't it now legal to get a shipmate to do the polishing for you, which would make using one of your oppos socks redundant?


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  13. Guzzler

    Guzzler War Hero

    No. There's a 'no touching' rule.
     
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  14. Sharkey

    Sharkey Banned

    Better a sock than nowt, nothing worse than hot bunking and having to unglue your sleeping bag before you can get in
     
  15. finknottle

    finknottle Banned

    The problem with a sock is that you do not get that skin on skin sensation, as I recall I needed a knee length sock.


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  16. Handler

    Handler War Hero

    Sad if you needed a sock Finks. get your shit digging ideas on a fresh tory to bash, or try Gordon Brown, he's good for a scam or two I hear.

     
  17. finknottle

    finknottle Banned

    I don't have the time to highlight the skulduggery of all our MP's, so as I stated earlier you can always bring the reserve bus out of mothballs.


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  18. exJenny

    exJenny War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Do you mind not lowering the tone of this thread by dragging politics into it?


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  19. finknottle

    finknottle Banned

    Aye fair one, which reminds me I need to look out my flight socks.


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