Downtime

[Matt1993]

When/if (could be a big if) you have downtime on board your ship, what are the best things to do? For example, if you were to take a laptop/ipad, can you access wifi? Dont get me wrong, i know i'm not away to 'chill' but i was just wandering what are the best things to do when you do have a bit of spare time.

Thanks! :icon_smile:

 

[dapperdunn]

Onanism. Lots and lots of onanism :jerk:

 

[exJenny]

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[Joint_Force_Harrier]

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Ahh, the Ann Summers "rampant pussers thick"


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[Ageing_Gracefully]

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That could be a tad sexist ExJenny. What if Matt1993 is a Matilda? mg:

 

[SONAR-BENDER]

:happy1:

:banghead:



Words fail me!

 

[WreckerL]

Not sexist at all A_G, fill the sock with something pliable but with a hint of rigidity (use your imagination for the filling) and voila, a dildo which you can vary the size of plus it's absorbant. I wouldn't advocate a nylon sock though, there could be a static build up and the resulatant sparks lighting up the curtains of your rack may be a giveaway as to what is occuring.

 

[Guzzler]

Onanism. Lots and lots of onanism :jerk:

Bloody beat me to it.

...as it were...

 

[exJenny]

What?? I was merely thinking of kit care/upkeep... if you fold your socks, toes and heels tucked in a la kit musters, you get far more room in your locker...

And Wrecks, I'm shocked!

 

[Rachelthree]

First think i thought was 'have a ****' as well.

 

[exJenny]

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[finknottle]

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Isn't it now legal to get a shipmate to do the polishing for you, which would make using one of your oppos socks redundant?


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[Guzzler]

No. There's a 'no touching' rule.

 

[Sharkey]

Better a sock than nowt, nothing worse than hot bunking and having to unglue your sleeping bag before you can get in

 

[finknottle]

The problem with a sock is that you do not get that skin on skin sensation, as I recall I needed a knee length sock.


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[Handler]

Sad if you needed a sock Finks. get your shit digging ideas on a fresh tory to bash, or try Gordon Brown, he's good for a scam or two I hear.

 

[finknottle]

Sad if you needed a sock Finks. get your shit digging ideas on a fresh tory to bash, or try Gordon Brown, he's good for a scam or two I hear.

I don't have the time to highlight the skulduggery of all our MP's, so as I stated earlier you can always bring the reserve bus out of mothballs.


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[exJenny]

Do you mind not lowering the tone of this thread by dragging politics into it?


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[finknottle]

Do you mind not lowering the tone of this thread by dragging politics into it?


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Aye fair one, which reminds me I need to look out my flight socks.


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