Dog owners forced to microchip by 2016
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The existing 'Dog Wardens don't do there job now so what are extra bods on the public purse going to achieve!!!!
The government needs to set up a programme to encourage good ownership. It aint the dogs it's the lazy fat bastard owners that spoil it for good owners.
Round my place there are no dog shit bins, a plethora of unemployed lazy c*nts with mahoosive hounds that just crap everywhere. You challenge them and you get into a confrontation.
My dogs are chipped, registered and I find that because I am on a data base I am an easy target for anti dog shit campaigns!!! Easy for me to say but those that know me can verify - I DO pick up my dogs shit. I do wonder why the fuck I bother though!!!
Chipping, will it make things better - Nah I doubt it! Just force the lazy fuckers out in the dark to shit all over the place!
The government needs to set up a programme to encourage good ownership. It aint the dogs it's the lazy fat bastard owners that spoil it for good owners.
Round my place there are no dog shit bins, a plethora of unemployed lazy c*nts with mahoosive hounds that just crap everywhere. You challenge them and you get into a confrontation.
My dogs are chipped, registered and I find that because I am on a data base I am an easy target for anti dog shit campaigns!!! Easy for me to say but those that know me can verify - I DO pick up my dogs shit. I do wonder why the fuck I bother though!!!
Chipping, will it make things better - Nah I doubt it! Just force the lazy fuckers out in the dark to shit all over the place!
ok just fired that off without think through fully. However I have to pick dog shit off my front lawn at least once a week, I have to be really careful when letting my daugther play in the park as all the green bits have turds hidden in them.
"It aint the dogs it's the lazy fat bastard owners that spoil it for good owners." - concur
"You challenge them and you get into a confrontation." - been there done that
the fuckers round here just kick their little shit bags out the door to wonder round to shit where ever. Now to me this idicates a complete lack of respect for the community and the whole broken window business as the pavements are all covered.
"there are enough 'non jobs' councils dream up as it is" - I wasn't suggesting any new jobs just using an already existing scheme to tag the dogs to make it possible for the existing dogs wardens to target the those that actually are irresponsible owners.
"It aint the dogs it's the lazy fat bastard owners that spoil it for good owners." - concur
"You challenge them and you get into a confrontation." - been there done that
the fuckers round here just kick their little shit bags out the door to wonder round to shit where ever. Now to me this idicates a complete lack of respect for the community and the whole broken window business as the pavements are all covered.
"there are enough 'non jobs' councils dream up as it is" - I wasn't suggesting any new jobs just using an already existing scheme to tag the dogs to make it possible for the existing dogs wardens to target the those that actually are irresponsible owners.
Gosh, I've come over all Tory for a minute - let's see . . .
Dogs are scanned from sensors added to our plethora of urban CCTV cameras - any that are not chipped will be followed by our state-of-the-surveillance-art kit until automatic facial recognition software identified the owner. By the time the scragend gets back to his/her hovel, the local K9 unit from Her Britannic Majesty's Constabulary are waiting with them with two guns - pay the fine there and then and it gets chipped immediately, hesitate and the other one is used for enforced euthanasia. Of the dog, not the owner (I'm not Norman Tebbit after all).
Dog shit - easy. Following the same kit as above, or the DNA profiling as suggested earlier
thumbup, the said excrement is packaged and posted directly through the letterbox of the miscreant for proper disposal. For repeat offenders, see above, sans chipping gun.
Wow, that was actually quite an experience. My talents are wasted being tolerant all the time . . .
Dogs are scanned from sensors added to our plethora of urban CCTV cameras - any that are not chipped will be followed by our state-of-the-surveillance-art kit until automatic facial recognition software identified the owner. By the time the scragend gets back to his/her hovel, the local K9 unit from Her Britannic Majesty's Constabulary are waiting with them with two guns - pay the fine there and then and it gets chipped immediately, hesitate and the other one is used for enforced euthanasia. Of the dog, not the owner (I'm not Norman Tebbit after all).
Dog shit - easy. Following the same kit as above, or the DNA profiling as suggested earlier
thumbup, the said excrement is packaged and posted directly through the letterbox of the miscreant for proper disposal. For repeat offenders, see above, sans chipping gun.Wow, that was actually quite an experience. My talents are wasted being tolerant all the time . . .
My thoughts exactly! Further news bulletin reveals this has been dreamt up by the Animal Welfare people so they can reunite lost dogs with their owners ... however
Friend of mine's dog (microchipped & address/phone number on collar tag) legged it and ended up in the RSPCA pound - so did the dosy sods there ring up and say "Hello we've got your dog" ... No ... they stayed quiet until said mate rang up and told them his dog had gone walkabout .. at which point they told him they'd got it ... dog returned after he had to part with £25 (handling fee) and dog still had its collar and tag in situ and intact!
Friend of mine's dog (microchipped & address/phone number on collar tag) legged it and ended up in the RSPCA pound - so did the dosy sods there ring up and say "Hello we've got your dog" ... No ... they stayed quiet until said mate rang up and told them his dog had gone walkabout .. at which point they told him they'd got it ... dog returned after he had to part with £25 (handling fee) and dog still had its collar and tag in situ and intact!
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