Dog names

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  1. Guns

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    I would go with Zippo. And if I have more I can have Zippo 1, 2, 3 etc

    And then when I let him off the lead I can shout "Zippo Loose"

    And if he is bad "Negat Zippo!"

    A taxi, why thank you. My coat is the black one.
  2. My last dog was called Elvis.
    A fat useless incontinent bastard that couldn't sing :afro:
  3. If it was a fat and ugly wanker of a dog I would call it Gordon Brown.
  4. i have two jack russells. ratty and tui
  5. my black lab is called spook cause its scared of its own tail haha
  6. My last dog, rough collie, was Gwynedd. My next dog may just be Deefer.
  7. My long gone grandad had two dogs. The one was called Chiefy and the Other Hookey....
  8. Don't ever call a dog "syndrome". I tried training one once.

    "Sit, Syndrome!"

    "Stay, Syndrome"

    I got battered by some of the local residents of a special school when I wanted the dog to lie on the floor.

  9. I used to have 2 long haired German Shepherd dogs called Ghengis and Khan. Off on a tangent my missus used to have a pair of dwarf rabbits called Stewed and Casseroled, strange 'cos she can't cook!

  10. Always fancied calling my next pooch "Stay", just
    to mess with its mind......

    "Come here! Stay!"
    "Fetch! Stay!"
    "Sit! Stay!"
    "Stay! Stay!"

    (A new meaning to the term "Up the Duck-Run"...woof woof!)

  11. I remember Hale and Pace having an invisable dog called 'Bollocks'.
    Just imagine shouting Bollocks come here boy or asking a young lady if she would like to stroke your Bollocks!


    hale and
    pace having
  12. I've got 2 sheep called Mint and Sauce and a Pot bellied pig called Sausage.
  13. My sister has a female black lab called Henry and a goldfish called Nobber.
    Nobber has a wind problem. He feeds, bloats up and swims around the top of the tank for a day or so, then farts and can get the bottom to feed again. Back up, fart, down, feed.
    Comical...the long winter nights fly by.

    Probably needs Danone.
  14. Whyfor you kikka my dog and call him fcukoff, his name it is Fido
  15. Off subject but I used to have two rats called Black and Decker.

    If you had Deefer dog, would your cat be called Ceefer?
  16. How about Frankfurter? ;)
  17. No thanks!
  18. Go on,you know you want too! :thumright:
  19. Wifes dog is a "Parsons terrier" called "Dodger", bleedin mental !!

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