Dog Food Diet

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  1. Dog food diet

    Story - by a Man standing in a queue in Tesco's.........
    I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and
    was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I
    had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet
    again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the
    hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
    intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in
    both arms.
    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it
    works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and
    simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
    nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
    I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue
    was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
    Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
    because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd
    been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.

    I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was
    laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

    Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??

    geoff(ers) :?
  2. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Gen dit?! :lol:
  3. I think Nutty posted this a few weeks ago.... I was seriously concerned that he really was dieting this way... :wink: :lol:

    Now of course I know this is the new Pusser's Diet for Overweight Matelots (PUSDOM), not that there can be many of those aboard war canoes... :D

  4. nearly choked at work you swine - all my salad and hummous and stuff is coming down my nose now !!!
  5. funny you should say that but i actualy like Go Cat........
  6. PMSL!!!! :D :D Will have to change my trousers.

    An awful lot of people passing by think I'm bleedin' nuts right now.


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