Dog Food Diet

geoffg

Lantern Swinger
#1
Dog food diet

Story - by a Man standing in a queue in Tesco's.........
I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and
was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I
had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet
again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the
hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in
both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it
works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue
was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd
been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??

geoff(ers) :?
 
#3
I think Nutty posted this a few weeks ago.... I was seriously concerned that he really was dieting this way... :wink: :lol:

Now of course I know this is the new Pusser's Diet for Overweight Matelots (PUSDOM), not that there can be many of those aboard war canoes... :D
 
#4
geoffg said:
Dog food diet

Story - by a Man standing in a queue in Tesco's.........
I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and
was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I
had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet
again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the
hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in
both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it
works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue
was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd
been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??

geoff(ers) :?

nearly choked at work you swine - all my salad and hummous and stuff is coming down my nose now !!!
:lol:
 
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