I have just seen a miracle, gen dit, safeguard, it was an actual bona fide miracle!!!!!! Mrs SJRM was talking AT me, as she usually does, with our dog asleep next to her on the sofa. So she's blah blah blah'ing away and suddenly stops, dead, mid-flow, in her tracks!!!! The dog farted and it was that bad that she just stopped talking - now, I have never seen anything stop her from talking before, in all the years I have known her, she even kept gobbing off through a car accident once! Praise the Lord, I HAVE witnessed a miracle!