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Does Spam turn on your partner during foreplay?

Sniffle-Snaffle

Midshipman
Dont remember where i read it, Some article on some site says that Spam can turn on your partner during foreplay.

Well its chewy, tasty, greasy and meaty :lol:

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FlagWagger

GCM
Book Reviewer
Sniffle-Snaffle said:
Dont remember where i read it, Some article on some site says that Spam can turn on your partner during foreplay.

If Spam can turn on you, then keep it out of the bedroom! :)
 

polariod

Lantern Swinger
My legiron has been know to bounce a can of Spam off my head on occasions. She says she gets a feeling of total satisfaction when she does it but it does nothing for me at all. :neutral: :lol: :roll:

Pol
 

josiecats

War Hero
Oooooh Noooooooooooooo
Now i know why my Huby loves it sooooo much..............
Hey Windygale I like the way you think................... :twisted:
 
i find that unless you stick the spam in a condom -

a trip to A & E is normally necessary to remove the chunks from wherever.

and the jelly melts and makes a right mess
 

Rincewind

Lantern Swinger
Elephants Toenails are to die for....

and SPAM (meat in a tin) is sexy

but Spam (would you like a bigger willy) is not.

Rincewind
 

josiecats

War Hero
shag_shacker said:
josiecats said:
windygale said:
Shag

The Jelly is there as a Lube mate !
errrrrr I think the only answer to that is..eeeeewwwwwwwwwwww... :twisted: :twisted:
windy - iam afraid that you are wronng

god invented saliva as a lubricant isnt that right josie

:shock: Well realy, I have no idea of what you mean :twisted: :twisted:
 
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