Does Spam turn on your partner during foreplay?

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  1. Dont remember where i read it, Some article on some site says that Spam can turn on your partner during foreplay.

    Well its chewy, tasty, greasy and meaty :lol:

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  2. How exactly? rubbing it on their bodies?
     
  3. FlagWagger

    FlagWagger Book Reviewer

    If Spam can turn on you, then keep it out of the bedroom! :)
     
  4. My legiron has been know to bounce a can of Spam off my head on occasions. She says she gets a feeling of total satisfaction when she does it but it does nothing for me at all. :neutral: :lol: :roll:

    Pol
     
  5. Not bad with chips and lashings of brown sauce, when you's watching Mony Python :lol: :wink: :cool:
     
  6. Spam on toast is food to dye for along with chips and mayo.
    geoff(ers) :???:
     
  7. Probably does turn them on after all isn't SPAM an acronym for
    "Suck Pen!s And [email protected]" or is it
    "Sadistic Playmates Adore Masochism"?
     
  8. Oooooh Noooooooooooooo
    Now i know why my Huby loves it sooooo much..............
    Hey Windygale I like the way you think................... :twisted:
     
  9. Always here to please JC - Glad you like my sick and sad humour :wink:
     
  10. i find that unless you stick the spam in a condom -

    a trip to A & E is normally necessary to remove the chunks from wherever.

    and the jelly melts and makes a right mess
     
  11. Shag

    The Jelly is there as a Lube mate !
     
  12. errrrrr I think the only answer to that is..eeeeewwwwwwwwwwww... :twisted: :twisted:
     
  13. windy - iam afraid that you are wronng

    god invented saliva as a lubricant isnt that right josie
     
  14. Elephants Toenails are to die for....

    and SPAM (meat in a tin) is sexy

    but Spam (would you like a bigger willy) is not.

    Rincewind
     
  15. :shock: Well realy, I have no idea of what you mean :twisted: :twisted:
     

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